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About Shotgun

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  • Birthday August 25

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  1. Deadly animal experiences

    I was head butted by a starling once. I was walking along, minding my own business when the focker flew out from behind a tree and smacked me right in the face. To my credit, I only suffered a small scratch while it fell to the ground, momentarily stunned. 1-0 to me, I think.
  2. Have you ever found yourself in a pickle?

    Never seen them pickled but button mushrooms marinated overnight in red wine vinegar, olive oil, garlic and dill are sublime. ETA. I may have had pickled mushrooms one time in Japan. I know I had saki that night but other details are hazy.
  3. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    ^^^^ Suitcase fetishist found.
  4. The Royal Wedding

    I’ll see your Canadicunts and raise you the Americunt cousins who are not only wetting themselves in excitement but worse...take it for granted that I am equally giddy. Had an argument with one today who refused to believe that I wouldn’t be watching it. “Oh, I’m sure you’ll watch at least some of it” “No. I won’t.” “I’m sure you will” Just fukc off.
  5. A lass I know, who is quite sensible in other respects, pays an “Animal Communicator” to tell her what her (living) dog is thinking. Nice work if you can get it.
  6. P&B Dead Pool 2018

    Arsehole couldn't have died last year when he was on MY team, could he? Oh no. Selfish twat.
  7. Annoying things people write on Facebook

    A compelling argument for dropping a fried egg into a mug of coffee.
  8. Annoying things people write on Facebook

    It’s Mother’s Day here on Sunday and the wimminfolk are getting their tributes in early. I hope the WiFi is good in heaven.
  9. Annoying things people write on Facebook

    How the f**k do people even discover that they like that sort of thing? Well, I sprinkled tea on my bacon yesterday, and hot chocolate the day before that. Neither of those were very good so I’ll try coffee today.
  10. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Well, that's true but I meant a bit Father O'Field. Primarily to the east coast, USA. I'm anticipating a lot of airport food.
  11. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Nope, I get to stay here. More travel than in my last job from the sounds of it but I can live with that.
  12. New kits for 18/19

    I had a pair of trainers in those colors circa 1972. I didn’t like them.
  13. Strumpets of yore

    I've chosen to believe that's directed at one or more of the ladies on the thread and not at me.
  14. Strumpets of yore

    You're welcome.
  15. Strumpets of yore

    Take a look at Page 12.
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