Joma Boo

You are. Players have to be free agents when the transfer window closes in order to sign for a club outside a window. This guy is going Junior, abroad, or retiring.

I agree with you that it's a great prototype for a stadium. I'd love something similar for Ayr.

Worst one I've ever seen!

Dave King said 'club' an awful lot of times in his statement. Did he miss a memo?

Yeah, Roversie, answer that one!

Pretty sure he was suspended for a couple of games then put straight back into the team. It was written off as a 'coming together', shamefully.

The Rangers approach to signing players. Kevin Kyle said he'd sign for £750 per week so they gave him £3k.

No, the guy was just a c**t! He used to kick me around the playground because I kept missing Physics class.

Slo-Mo

He wasn't. At point of contact his right foot had just rolled over the top of the ball.

Didn't see it coming? He's running towards the boy when he's about to boot the ball up the park! He's also practically stationary at the point of contact so has to generate his own momentum. You said it yourself 'claiming for a penalty'. He'd have had his face in the turf before he knew what was going on if that was natural. I don't really care, and want United to win, but you're seeing what you want to see.

Who made me an expert on falling down? My physics teacher.

You don't get launched into the air, though, do you! People fall down, not up. People naturally fall forward and put their hands down to break their fall. This is classic wait for contact and launch bullshit! Not even saying it wasn't a penalty, but that's not a natural trip.

Don't forget the big pansy dive into the air and aeroplane wings!

Ryan doesn't really count in that regard. Having been freed by Hamilton, he then scored nine goals in sixteen games for Forfar in this league. Airdrie then snapped him up.