Zetterlund

Nice of Calmac to cook my breakfast on the surface of the sun this morning. I hear they have a deal with the NHL to use their black puddings as a puck.

I encounter this roundabout nearly every day, approaching on the A914 and heading north. Because I'm in the inside lane going round the roundabout, every c**t waiting to enter from the A92 and B995 take this as an invitation to join alongside me, forcing me to join the A92 in the right hand lane. Being in a van, this usually also means all the impatient c**ts in the left lane proceed to undertake me while I'm trying to move back back over. People's brains really do turn to mush at the sight of a roundabout.

If you counted all the goals conceded through making an arse of playing out from the back, vs all the goals scored after 'beating the press', the aggregate score over a season would be about 73-6.

Yup. Going by my hire car experience last year, on approach to a roundabout all lanes are for the exit in all directions. Mental the number of times I had to stop halfway round because someone in the outside lane flew past in front of me when I tried to exit.

PC gone mad innit.

I wonder what cringeworthy, rehearsed soundbite Peter Drury will grace us with at full time.

Trademark defending from Trent there.

The woke left better keep their commie hands off my flamethrowing robot dogs.

This seems normal.

C**ts on roundabouts again. Approaching the Broxden roundabout from the Dundee/M90 direction, c**t in the right hand lane beside me cuts right across my nose as we enter the roundabout and goes left toward Stirling. In what world do you approach a roundabout in the right lane to turn left?

Missed that first time around. Can only assume the OP is an Ayr-based estate agent.

The 7:04 to Haymarket, if God had made cats the size of a brontosaurus.

It's incredible they could actually think anyone would believe such juvenile horseshit nowadays.

Wids in the wids.