bob the tank

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Not our wall as it is in England

Several Staropramen this afternoon

She's got her fleg upside down

It's a discussion document, not tablets of stone. Calm down H_B

The first use of jakeball on QT was a delight

FTFY

Tom Newton Dunn claiming in the sun that Tory grandees favour Gove taking over as PM then handing over to Colonel tRuthless in 2021. Well she does come out with the same repetitive crap all the time then hide, just like our present PM

Same in tesco

They can stick their currency union. Let the rUK sink while we reach for the sky with the petrogroat

That's what I read the other day

There were so many fuds doubting the numbers the cameras were reviewed to verify the correct amount.

The traffic cameras were used, and estimated 93,000 + Take off your butchers apron lenses Dave, you'll maybe see the light then

Oh no, not the tax lie again ffs

Blurry photos in the Sunday papers the other week of the beginnings of indyref2

They don't pay her, we do.

Next time you see prawns for £2 buy me 20 packets and I'll come and get them from you [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

We did the Highland Park tour a few years ago, and this English guy who fancied himself as professor of whisky really was pissing off the tour guide with his talking over her and generally being an arse. When it came to the tasting everybody was given a really substantial glass of whisky, but she gave him at least a half pint and stood over him until he drank it all, with everyone watching him and asking for his expert opinion.

Back in march the idf posted their snipers, and said then they would just shoot any Palestinians who got near the fence. Sounds familiar, it happened in the 1940s too

Is Harry Hewitt, the half blood princes real dad invited or just his "royal" dad

Miss Westley is on Marr this morning, three programmes in four days for the ultra right winger on BBC flagship politics shows

Chloe Westley, of the "taxpayers alliance". On QT on Thursday night and daily politics yesterday. She was top media person in voteleave, so is an ultra rightwing think tanker being given the oxygen of publicity by the oh so impartial bbc, like their other pet fascist Kate Andrews of big tobacco fame, who was on again on Thursday daily politics

Sorry, but you have been sitting near the jukebox all evening. When I started working many years ago I worked beside guys from Leicestershire and Nottinghamshire and they used "sat" in that context but nobody in Ayrshire where we worked did then, but I've noticed it creeping into Scottish parlance, and not in a good way.

Ive got a broken foot, I walked about with it for 4 weeks, then went to Lanzarote on holiday for a fortnight, and it was throbbing when I got home, so i went to the MIU and it turned out that it was actually broken

It's the bbc, that's why