Swan

Some boy that used to be in the year below me at school has the worst patter hands down on Facebook. Last night's status; "Like if I can phonee youu? Boredddd. Or mail me yer numberrr" And a personal favourite of mine; "When your pals bump you its all fine, but when you bump you, world war 3 begins..." I can't tell if he is trying to be deep and meaningful about bumping yourself, or if he is just a total moron. I jest, I know he is a moron.

River

Bark