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Chicken Wing

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About Chicken Wing

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    Dunfermline

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  1. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    You seem to be sitting in a perma-rage-like state these days. Maybe getting your Nat King will loosen you off
  2. Everyday Tasks You're Terrible At

    To clarify, Stellaboz left manky ginger pubes all over my toilet the first night I moved into my flat. Baracus stuck his whole cock into an unsuspecting victim's pint whilst they were at a jukebox in a pub in Dunfermline, and both of them have questionable tastes when it comes to bringing ladies back to their flat that they shared in Aberdeen. If there's anything else I have neglected to mention, i doubt either of them will be willing to admit on a public forum (except DA blows goats) edited for my shit grammar
  3. Everyday Tasks You're Terrible At

    He wasn't actually there as it happened.
  4. Everyday Tasks You're Terrible At

    I'm also tremendous at wanking. I'm that good that I ended up in hospital with an asthma attack whilst having a chug in the shower!
  5. Valentines Day

    Wid x 2
  6. Quick Question Thread

    Open the windows and turn the heati....... Oh wait
  7. Radiation

    ^^^ hiya Kim Jong Un, hiya pal
  8. Everyday Tasks You're Terrible At

    Mines has 2 hands, 2 arms. It also has 2 legs and 2 feet to stand at the kitchen sink.
  9. Valentines Day

    That one doesn't rhyme
  10. Best thing that’s happened in your life?

    Cuntflaps
  11. Trainers

    I'm baffled as to why they've sent you a pair of nail clippers as well.
  12. Phrases that scream a***hole

    "Not all heroes wear capes!" f**k off!
  13. The Tennents Lager Appreciation Society

    Living the dream!
  14. Wasting time/fannying about at work

    You should try driving trains!
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