cracowjambo

It snowed this morning . Never lasted long

Was the sleeping pod warmer than your flat?

I fucked my back falling down a flight of stairs

Ask him out

Looks nowt like me I'm a handsome devil.

I never wore my glasses

They are all beasts. Imagine making a kid to P.E in pants and vest.

The last 3times it's snowed in Sydney, Hearts have won the scottish cup.

When do you go back to see the OT? When I seen the OT last month he was ready to sign me off and I told him that it's only going to make me worse and my depression has never effected me in work. He let me go back on the condition I'm not left unsupervised. Treat the time off as a holiday and do something meaningful with the time.

You should have left him the second time. Anyone that falls in a canal twice is obviously not cut out for life.

Dunno waiting on DA grylls telling me

What fruit grows in Dundee in the middle of winter?

Are you living off tins of cat food?

He should have been locked up just for being ginger.

Chicken or lamb?