Richey Edwards

Went to my appointment. Apparently what I was describing is not a migraine but a high blood pressure thing. I am to measure my BP twice a day for a week, take a note of the results and hand them in. If this is correct then my high powered caffeine fueled days are over.

Benny Harvey RIP

This is what happens when you have B teams in the league system. Clubs get to win their first league title.

Just been announced that Marley Watkins has scored a second for Villa.

Just been announced that Liverpool lost.

I particularly like the XO and Either/Or albums. Those are excellent.

Ross County. The Canadian Mountie. The unfairly maligned chocolate bar Bounty. I salute your resolute defending, your determination and courage.

Penalties shouldn't count as real goals tbh.

Trevor MacDonald to come off the bench and ping in an absolute shitpeach for Ross County's 4th.

Fair dos. I'd have got something a bit less healthy.

f**k VAR need it and the ugly sisters deleted.

Cornflakes? At this hour?

Baldwin having some game. Just don't let him shoot.

You cannot escape your fate.

GOALLLLLLL

STATEMENT BEING DRAFTED NOW!

Ross County winning this with three different goal scorers is quite something.

Sounds like members of the Tory Party Polo Team.

You're deffo my cup of tea m8. My condolences for your loss. It was also my Papa who got me into Ayr United. It's amazing how football brings us all together across the generations.

^Does not appreciate the traditional SRE pie fight.