Monster

Those days when you hate humanity.

Ebay takes 10% and paypal 4% It's basically gouging, but you can make a bit of coin if that's a CP goggle jacket. Every skinny little shitehawk that thinks he's a hooligan wants that. Also, if thos blue boxes have anything cherished inside you can make ridiculous money. Don't put them on ebay though, join a trainer group or ten on facebook and sell them without the fees. There are rules my friend, and one of those rules states that Hugo Boss jackets, polos and jeans are fucking amazing, but translate to feet and you're a chavvy c**t. Exactly the same for Lacoste. Adidas, exactly the opposite: trainers, mint. Tops and jackets, chav. Don't ask me why. It just is. The Argie colourway is a belter. Sorry I'm a bit late to the party (don't get on p and b often these days) but if you haven't bought them yet go to Scott's online and fire in BRANDS25 at the checkout and you should get them for about £60 ish delivered. Hope that helps.

Considering your team is Auchinleck I'm amazed you've passed the winkle-picker fad.

Beer Festival today, three Euro 2016 games tomorrow AND three on Sunday. Looking forward to trying several new beers and regularly relating the pleasure of so doing to one mate who isn't allowed to go.

Had an excellent day out at the Steampacket Inn on Saturday. Amongst others had Kelburn Jaguar, Five Kingdoms Capt. Morrison's IPA and their Stout, which was 6.9% and was so utterly fucking magnificent that it led to me buying a four pint jug of it for the bus home. And horsing the lot. Sair heid Sunday.....

Absolutely chucking in down in London and there are loads of people at Buckingham Palace having a picnic in torrential rain to celebrate the birthday of a 90 year old German woman that their taxes pay for. 😂😂😂

Saucony aren't everyone's cup of tea but the quality is excellent. BigMartyn does have a point - I'm size 12 and certain retailers only stock trainers up to size 11. Sometimes adidas in particular only produce miniscule numbers of new releases in size 12. I've been trying to get a pair of size 12 Stockholm from the 2014 release since they were released but it's next to impossible unless I fork out £200+, which I'm just not gonna do. I own a pair of 2011 Malmo in UK 13 (they are made tiny, the 13 is like a size 12) and I've been told there were only TEN pairs ever made.

throbber Employment history: 1986 - present: stay at home yummy mummy.

I have to admit I'm in tears of laughter at reading some of ra peepul on their messageboards. Now they want Hibs to organise a runners-up medal ceremony for them as compensation.

Neilly trading in his trainers desperate for the approval of shite flinger. "Yer awrite Neilly, don't greet. I've some Slazengers fur ye."

When you pals you've had for years who visit your town and only come and see because you phone them and shame them into it. I am a billy no mates. The silver lining is they're p***ks anyway, so whatever. #winning

When we visited London last year, thewife was frisky and finally said she would let me take her up the arse. They were away though, so she had to settle for Brentford.

I've been saving like f**k mik, for months actually, but I'm still a few shekels away from having Winfield money. *sighs*

Heading into the sunshine to meet an old mate for a couple of beers. Problem is, can't decide which trainers to wear. Got to be a summer colourway and look good on a fat b*****d in shorts. Can anyone from p and b help me solve this hellish dilemma?

You could go for the EQT King Pusha. Bit pricey mind.