AMMjag

Here's hoping we haven't confused 'tickets remaining' with 'tickets sold'.

Well I know UEFA will be happy tonight. All this new 'FFP' eurowokery has been specifically designed to clip the wings of our clubs in Europe. I'm just sorry to see Villa - a proper club - caught up in it all. Sheffield United win the Greek Liga by about 10 points.

We have 3 goalkeepers and I'd still make Ross Stewart no better than 4th choice.

You're just plucking Names now.

As someone who loves a Name, what would you say if I chucked this one at you? Aamer Anwar.

The SNP need to aim for opposition and serve up some electoral bait. Some baldy, specky electoral bait.

You can maybe forgive a pumping off the best team in the league, but Brighton have been absolutely shite for months. I'm convinced Roberto de Zerbi is working for The Athletic and is involved in some kind of experiment to see how many poindexter puff-pieces it takes to get a random guy employed at a top football club.

I was pleased to see Paul Merson taking a more active role in Ford Super Sunday coverage. Keano, Nev and Carra can generate the clickbait, but as a legacy fan, sometimes I just want to sit back and watch a top pro speaking nothing but common sense.

Just the 4 points out of 24 for Greenock Morton since this very post. Point gap update: 9 points with a game in hand. Better luck next year chump.

Foders

Man City might as well have a present day Jim Hamilton up front for all the use Haaland has been this half.

The standard of play and standard of player is appalling. 22 complete no-marks.

Cold Palmer looks to his mate at the corner flag, and he says "right lads, I've dragged us back into this game - now give me that ball and let me win us this match." He picks up the ball, he whips it goalwards, and he says "there you go Andre - have a bit of that."

No nutters in this Chelsea team f**k off Botch nuff said