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About BigFatTabbyDave

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  1. Reasons to be Cheerful

    I picked up an LED smart bulb for the dining room, just out of curiosity. Cost £12 and can change to 16 different colours, including the option to cycle between them and do a few strobe-type effects for parties, all selectable by remote control. No idea if it connects to Alexas or not, as I'm still struggling to see the point of them. Only problem is that it's about as bright as a birthday candle; useless even in a desk lamp. The wean's easily pleased, so we swapped with the one in his room. Buyer beware, I guess.
  2. Glaswegians

    Plus, you'd have set a record time with all the stabby Weegies chasing you. Ho ho ho.
  3. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    I could probably get their laptop working decently again for about £50. Either that, or murder them for a tenner (negotiable).
  4. The Terrible Journalism Thread

    Coverage of Scottish football would probably improve if the press spent more time masturbating over ladies instead of succulent lamb.
  5. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Not frequent enough, it would appear
  6. Social Clubs and Trays

    More of this oddness, please.
  7. Have I got Local News For You

    TBF, I don't think @19QOS19 operates out of Greenock, so he'll likely be fine.
  8. Glaswegians

    I can't imagine anyone managing that. Then again, I couldn't imagine anyone in Glasgow city centre managing to insert a bollard into themselves in public, until someone posted the video of exactly that happening. What a place.
  9. Glaswegians

    He was bent over with his hoop pressed up against the door of a bank. Something about his manner implied that he was a bit worse for wear. I was escorting the wife home from a late show at the big cinema on Renfrew/Renfield Street, otherwise I'd have hung around to offer encouragement. As it was, the missus hadn't been in the country long, so there was a certain amount of, "this way, dear, we'll miss the last train, never mind what he's doing".
  10. Glaswegians

    I've no problem with Glasgow, but it remains the only place I've ever seen someone try to take a shit directly into a letterbox.
  11. The Alloa Athletic Thread

    I seem to remember the Ibrox Department of Philosophy deciding that MM's big team was Celtic back when we were in the same division. That's literally all it takes for some to enter full-on open letters, petitions, and boycotts mode.
  12. Annoying things people write on Facebook

    Presumably Kilmarnock has realised that Kit-Kats are the confectionery of choice among child-murdering deviants.
  13. Jo Cox MP

    What are the right-wing charities, just out of curiosity? Help4CEOs?
  14. Kinder Egg Smuggling

    There's a six-pack joke in this somewhere. Go to it, people.
  15. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    It's inevitable that one day we'll see the SPFL throw a six-figure sum on an advertising agency to recommend a brand relaunch as "Division One", "Division Two", etc. A revolutionary retro return to Scotland's roots, etc. Trebles all round.