kennysmassiveego

Apologies boys me bad

For the giggles. Which songs/chants? The one about looking after a brick construction that’s been poorly built long time ago and decrying the bloke from Rome

The sectarian songbook getting a wee outing I see is FARE at the match ?

Kilmarnock FC Your definition of better probably doesn’t concur with ours

I was getting a hand job off my new girlfriend when I asked “ how are you so good at this ?” “ years of practice “ she said. “ bit of a player in your day were you ?” I laughed ‘No “ she replied “ my dad had no arms “

See that Keith Jackson ....I’ve heard he’s a c**t ....is that right ?

According to a friend once you’ve had tranny you wont go back

FTFY

The Killie Juggernaut has had a bit of a makeover and now sports Pirelli’s , Weber carbs and been to Maranello for a tune up . Angelos catenaccio will be a good test for celtics upcoming Lazio fixture .

Three guys sitting in a bar talking . There was a doctor , a lawyer and a biker . After sipping his martini the doctor said , “ you know tomorrow’s my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the ring at least she’ll like the Mercedes and she will know I love her .” After finishing his scotch the lawyer replied “ well on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls she would like the trip and she would know that I love her “. ‘The biker then took a swig of his beer and said “ yeh , I got my old lady a tee shirt and a vibrator . I figured if she didn’t like the tee shirt , she could go f*ck herself “ .

You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it’s there? Anyway , I lost my job as a gynaecologist today .

He was under prepared by the sevco backroom staff , hasn’t played for weeks and slippy G throws him in to an SPFL game . Steve Clarke will be pissing himself tonight at the irony of the situation. ^^^ expect humourless sevconian alteration to this last line .

This is delicious . Larry-had one decent save all game . Hint ....don’t listen to Derek Ferguson his only talent is chewing a Lego brick into Red vermicelli

It’ll be the fault of that catholic Scotland manger no doubt

Baby Jesus give us a goal and I’ll start attending the church again . Thanks

Perhaps McGregor has shagged his wife ?

The terrible truth is that even with a management combo of Ferguson /Mourhino/Venger/ Conte you can’t make that bunch of journeymen players do any better . We have a very limited talent pool , which a load of twats will say but but but look what Clarke did with Kilmarnock. It took Clarke a few weeks to drill the players constantly day after day so that everyone knew what they were doing . A luxury he doesn’t have with Scotland . O’neil knew what he was doing when he chose Northern Ireland , but it’s taken him several years to get them to where they are . I’m almost sure Clarke will do the same for Scotland if the fans can turn off their sense of entitlement that demands we become a major player in world football . We’re a wee sh!t backwater country that hasn’t invested in our sport for decades with entities like the SFA and SPFL to blame . A dose of reality and some patience please

The opinions on Hendrie here are almost exactly the same as was said when we brought SOD back up the road . We’ll see if AA’s opinion is worth more than some P&B posters

That deserves a further explanation ? Kirk was part of a good team , not an integral one mind you as when he was injured he was hardly missed . And Dicker who WAS integral has aired his concerns and talked to AA about them has just got on with it . Where s the evidence for your statement?

The Broadfoot piece of lazy journalism isn’t damning imo . Player doesn’t like new manager .. gives opinion to red top ... they sensationalise it .. suits their xenophobic view . That’s a classic piece of Scottish media reporting I didn’t like my first boss’ s method s neither did a few others , I left , problem sorted .

If it doesn’t get done now he’ll be away in January

But Taylor has 2 years of his contract to run so Killie aren’t in a hurry to sell and he’s a level headed young guy and I’d imagine he’d knuckle down again and show his worth . He knows he’ll get his move sooner rather than later . The old scum love a player with a short contract.

Tbf they did well to get the 2mins 20 secs of action from Perth yesterday

Morticia Addams with the red phone texting Jones her congratulations?