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Your daughter knows the script. Barrs will bring out the original stuff again but the damage has been done. It does originally come from Falkirk so I guess it was only a matter of time before they fucked it up.

Anyone who thinks the new stuff tastes decent is a beast. It's really that simple.

All this makes taking sweeties from a child seem difficult.

What do you mean probably?

I apologise for the interference but the "Thank you" patter is a million miles away from any Grimbo shit. It is from the best poster this site has ever seen. Sebu, the man, the legend and scarf extraordinaire. Take yer blasphemy back. Thank you.

You used to w**k yourself into oblivion at the mere mention of his name.

From a casual and neutral reader, my conclusions are as followed: Grimbo - Come on man? What are you playing at? Liam Dfc - Well played - I am glad to see your break did you well, top notch as always. Faissal El Bakhtaoui should be an appropriate reward for you. . . 8mile - Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. It's been vertical reading ever since - your pokey bum-w**k fable. You won't recover from your recent exploits. Good luck though. Skidmark - Pretty funny and quick witted, it's a sin that you've been targeted by a weirdo but hey, if you're gonna divulge anything online , you should be prepared for something like this to happen. (Probably a good thing for people to learn) A martyr amongst men. Magee - Full marks for your information and restraint. True "box office." Gunther - Someone said earlier that you would be the kind of guy that would slap your back too hard - I get it, I know what he meant. Sebu - The people's champion. Undisputed number one, a true hero. That's it I'm afraid - I started something that I can't finish. Thank you.

And 'Fat Ronaldo' is clearly the 'real' Ronaldo.

It turns out that Axl is amazing. He's a wee naan of course but oh my, he can do it! He's up there with the best of them, I must say. . .It gives me super seeth that Queen thought that they could get away with a dirty baby wipe as a front man.

Shite one.

Maybe Bran will warg into either, 'hold the door Hodor' or the direwolf who was mauled by the wights? Surely the nights king would have them both as part of his army. . .