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AsimButtHitsASix last won the day on January 9 2017

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About AsimButtHitsASix

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  • Birthday 24/02/1984

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    Greenock Morton

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  1. Progress Cup

    I think most footballers were kept at home to keep playing exhibition games and keep the spirits up were they not?
  2. Well I've booked time off to come up for the final so, either, I get to watch Morton win home and away in the play off final en route to next year's title challenge or I get to get pished with ma mates while some no marks like Falkirk and Dundee play some midweek ties. Perfect either way really.
  3. Your Club's Player of the Year

    But is it ever his man who gets the free header?
  4. Your Club's Player of the Year

    Obviously I've only seen a handful of Morton games so forgive my knowledge of the other sides in the division. As for Morton... Oliver, Murdoch, Lindsay, Doyle, O'Ware, Gunning, Lamie and Forbes are the standouts. Of that lot, forced to choose, I would need to go for Forbes. The stats don't lie.
  5. Progress Cup

    That's a hell of a jump for Morton after the war. List of winners: Clyde 9 Greenock Morton 9 Heart of Midlothian 6 Kilmarnock 6 Airdrieonians 5 Alloa Athletic 5 Arbroath 5 Cowdenbeath 5 Motherwell 5 Albion Rovers 4 Ayr United 4 Dundee 4 Falkirk 4 Montrose 4 Partick Thistle 4 Queen's Park 4 Queen of the South 4 St Mirren 4 Stranraer 4 Dumbarton 3 Dundee United 3 East Stirlingshire 3 Stenhousemuir 3 Third Lanark 3 Aberdeen 2 Berwick Rangers 2 Brechin City 2 Clydebank 2 Gretna 2 King's Park 2 Livingston 2 Meadowbank 2 Raith Rovers 2 Rangers 2 Stirling Albion 2 Dunfermline Athletic 1 East Fife 1 Hamilton Academical 1 Hibernian 1 Linthouse 1 Port Glasgow Athletic 1 Ross County 1 St Johnstone 1 Annan 0 Celtic 0 Edinburgh City 0 Elgin 0 Forfar 0 Inverness Caley Thistle 0 Peterhead 0 Being a Forfar Fan looks dull eh?
  6. Famous people who have fallen out with you

    Can only presume this was after Mad Dog Bob left the group?
  7. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    When yer waiting to cross the road and there's enough space, say 20 yards, between two cars that you can get across with but, as the lead car gets closer the throbber in the car behind decides to speed up closing the gap quicker than ye'd imagined and ye need stand their waiting like a spare dick.
  8. Progress Cup

    Soviet Progress Cup Cup for club that moved up most places in the league system each year. Who woulda been the winner in the Scottish League in previous years?
  9. Things you want to share with P&B

    I think Aberystwyth would be a great name for a cat
  10. Things you want to share with P&B

    Beer stretching then
  11. Famous people who have fallen out with you

    I met Neil Lennon once up the West End and he was great chat and really friendly. I even told him I fucking hated him as a footballer and he laughed it off and said "good"
  12. Things you want to share with P&B

    This should be in the PTTGOYN thread but, even as some who does yoga, I cringe when people call it yoga when it doesn't include the spiritual/medititave side of it. I mean what I do is not "yoga". It's stretching. Ye just can't market it as "stretching" really.
  13. Unusual Candidates In Your Area

    I cannae mind if I'm still registered in Greenock or if I bothered registering to vote down here. Tottenham's usually a good laugh for candidates tho'. I'll have a look about later and see who I got this year
  14. Poor man's dundeebarry IMHO