Pure Mental

She's into being barricaded in the kitchen and told to cook a good meal.

This '4 pictures, 1 word' pish is fairly helping to reveal the retards. A burd on my Facebook screenshot hers and posted it up. One of the pictures was David Coulthard, another a man touching his chin, 4 letter word... I replied to it 'Foot', 'Thanks luv xxx'...7 likes and 5 minutes later she returns, 'Aw, it's not foot :('... Aye, we know ya daft cow!

Just veet'd my nipples, chest, belly-button-hedge and gouch in time for Valentines day. Well worth the excruciating pain.

McCaskie of Wemyss Bay's own Lasagne. Tremendous = McCaskie > Lidl

I'd certainly recommend burning every bridge you have with this guy if he's Belgian as it was definitely not an accident. Even just phone the Polis.

Were you annoyed because she was too old for you?

The one on the right looks like Greggy Wallace.

Is that Gary Glitter?

Please tell me he's gone missing?

Bishopbriggs Area VL's - M.Wallace

This: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jigsaw-cooking-Istanbul-Robert-Harding/dp/B004465AMO/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1360153283&sr=8-14 is possibly the most 'random' product i've ever seen.

Just spent my day off smothering my Pelvic region in Veet. Feel like a new man.

Christian Bent-Eccie

Lord Taylor will probably have us wearing seat belts in all Football Stadia after this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WLhKsI_0Gg

Estimated Pill Count - 90. Surprised the big black holes haven't absorbed the entire Universe.

Has anybody on this site obtained their certificate to drive a Forklift truck? Looking into obtaining one for myself and looking for a good source of information.

1) # <----That f*cking thing. 2) # <----That f*cking thing followed by a jovial word like 'Banter'. 3) B*astards who posts thing like, 'Jeremy walked over to his potty and tipped it up, usually he crawls over. So proud.' Really gives you a profound insight to the sh*te parenting in this country. 4) Utter c*nts who tag themselves at the Gym. Like above, nobody cares. 5) People who as much as mention 'Two For Tuesday' should be taken into the towns square and stoned to death. I really couldn't care less if you got ripped off for two Pizzas.

I'd recommend the Lidl Lasagna to anyone, fucking immense!

Press the 'Youtube' logo on the bottom right of the video for a direct link. Surprised someone hasn't been charged yet. Utterly insane piece of driving.

They're actually not bad considering the price suggests the animal was involved in a collision with a car. I also enjoyed a wander round the sort of 'Poundland' goods they have in the middle of the shop. A sort of Sheepskin waistcoat caught my eye as one of the worst pieces of attire I have ever seen in my life.

The Chicken Soup tasted like the disposed-of contents of a deep fat frier but it's nothing less than I expected. It's Lidl, it's the sort of food I expect to be served by the Salvation Army.