Pure Mental

What the f*ck is this c*nt wearing?

My School was dull as f*ck. From what I remember the only real moment of memorable hilarity occurred during a fire drill when a Boy in my year lobbed a Toffee Crisp down a crowded hallway, which belted off the cranium of an incredibly fat, repulsive Girl in my year and rather surprisingly knocking her out cold. The best bit about it was that nobody really gave a f*ck about her well being, everybody just sort of stepped over her carcass and left the building, pishing themselves laughing.

This thread would make the parents of Shannon Matthews feel a little bit better about themselves.

I was going to do that one but my artistic ability doesn't quite extend as far as drawing a man shitting in a public park.

Shola 'Am-a-boaby'

Stewart Downi(ng)

:lol: Words fail me.

Colin Samuel an imminent signing. Thoughts?

I can't stand Supermarkets during the day. Between folk conversing in mass numbers in the middle of the Shop or the aimless wanderers, jutting out in front of you and looking at you as if you've come dressed as the Waffen SS because you've seemingly got in their way. The self service tills are a complete nightmare, if you are someone of the thick and stupid variety. Your typical Scummy Mummy earlier on buying Tesco Value everything, kicking off because the machine informed her several times over that there was an 'Unexpected item in the baggage area'. That would be your child then you f*cking fool!