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Pure Mental

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  1. Where is Peter Risdale when you need him?
  2. Surplus to requirements, they've won the league anyway.
  3. With David Robertson in your team you'll luck if you manage to score a goal never mind stay up. Best of luck. He runs like a spazzy, he's an embarrassment to his family and football.
  4. David Robertson is the worst player I have ever seen in my life.
  5. Who ever sanctioned these should be sacked and the sweatshop worker who produced them should have their shoes confiscated.
  6. Surely he wouldn't 'cross the divide'? Bigger club I suppose.
  7. He'd be safer sleeping the same way he has for the past 12 months, in a bin.
  8. Hit the bar with a peach of a volley against Hamilton and turned his man quite well to assist Imrie's goal against Cowdenbeath. We rarely do anything useful with the ball so it's difficult to judge.
  9. Start by going out runs and gradually add more to your regime. That insanity sh*t isn't for folk who aren't already in shape.
  10. Folk who have depression are just c*nts who've ran out of Swedgers.
  11. Just remember, all those that live in Poverty or have a terminal disease, it could be worse, you could be Rebecca, you might not be able to decide which seat to take:
  12. Joe Deacon live at The Metro in 1995. The Metro's on the market at the moment for £150k, anyone fancy chipping in and getting it going again?
  13. You have absolutely no comprehension of the violence I'd love to inflict on folk who drive with their fog lamps on just because it's dark.
  14. Pure Mental

    Suits

    When's that wee Neil McCann lookalike finally going to dip the clutch in Rachel?
  15. Someone should've mentioned that Poppers are best kept away from the coal fire.
  16. Christ, I thought Paul Gascoigne was a piece of chaos! Apart from 'point and laugh at' type hilarity, what the f*ck do folk like that think a video is going to achieve, other than make Efe Ambrose look reasonable?
  17. See that corner on a pack of Bacon you're meant to pull and it should open (but it never does, it merely comes completely off), it's nothing more than a crafty joke by those pig murdering Schmeichel's! F*ck off Denmark!
  18. She's into being barricaded in the kitchen and told to cook a good meal.
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