Sons, Inverness, BTCC and Stuart Carswell enthusiast.
Dumbarton writer for the Lennox Herald, Goalkeeper coach/Photoshop genius at Westerton United and Sports Journo at UWS.
James McCarthy once borrowed a pen from me and failed to return it, that's basically my claim to fame, although I also once got warned by Jörg Albertz to mind a cable that was left on the floor.
Any abuse should be directed at my Twitter account - @Fraser_Clarke where you'll also find my top notch lower league football bantz, and hot takes on everything else.
Founding member of P&B's greatest friendship - The HiberniSons (est 2012)
Last home league game missed - Ayr United (April 2011)
Last away league game missed - Brechin City (March 2012)