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I really cannot suffer people who feel the need to type like that.

David Haye has retired from boxing. TBH I'm a wee bit pissed off, as we're going to have to endure his "I'm the world's greatest" patter whilst the spotlight is on him again.

He may feel that his joke was too funny to merit just one virtual laughing face.

Inevitably not after ninety pages.

I read that Paul McCartney is getting sick of his new wife already, shoe-shopping has been twice as expensive as the last wife.

You seriously expected better from an OF fan?

This girl posted using her phone; an iPhone. I bullshit you not.

Lawrenson's impression is superb. Where did you manage to find that?

Why the f**k would someone in a nursing home want a gym? Please tell me they're no longer a friend of yours?

It's fucking ridiculous, always the same folk too.

OF 'fans' who will be watching the game on TV on Sunday. They'll post throughout the game and then their statuses after the game will be either gloating or raging statuses. Followed by the tamest football discussion imaginable. There are 4 possible statuses on Sunday after the game, these are; "4 in a row here we come watp!" "f**k neil lennon fucking ginger c**t hope hes killed hes a fucking rat who deserves to die" "Yasss cmon the hoops f**k the rangers scum!!!!!" "fuckin scum absolutely shockin craig thomson is a blind c**t. neil lennon legend ynwa!" I won't watch the game and I won't go on facebook on Sunday. Just to let you all know.

The group only had 10.000 members, so the whole fucking 'tribute' was a waste of time and news feed space.

"Let's see if we can get 911,911 likes to show respect for all victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks." Ohforfuck'ssake.

Every fucking day, I kid you not. Like total: 2. Take the hint you fool.

This annoys me so fucking much. Other things that annoy me are people using an 'a' instead of 'I.' In fact, illiterate people in general annoy me a lot on facebook.

Haven't posted on this hread before so I have a few. When you're walking behind a very slow person and they don't have the fucking manners to let you passed them despite knowing that you're obviously in a hurry/wanting to walk faster than a fucking snail. When you see someone at the other side of a door as you approach it, so you open it for them and step aside to let them through. After having the manners and patience to let them through, another fucking 25 people come crawling through, and not one of them has the common sense to see that you've been standing there like a spesh for ages. When you're talking to someone and someone else feels the need to say your name 12 times before you politely tell them to f**k off and then take offence. The OF, they're both petty and they both get on my nerves.

"Like for looks personality and closeness <3" No. Just no.

He has 68 mutual friends, and when I saw the request I didn't bother (for whatever reason) looking on his profile to see who he is and what sort of person he was.

This was put on facebook by a jakey who I've never met in my life yet he felt the need to add me. His statuses are always brilliant and this was his latest cracker. Seriously, just why?

I have no idea what it means, but I'm pretty sure it's just a girl's thing, although this boy tried it, thinking he was fucking hilarious.

Women

Craig

Flipflop I'm new to this game.

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