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We really are the dugs baws, us and Hearts, eh? I mean, as the Old Firm obviously don't count, it's been left to Killie and the Jambos to be the only good teams in the league, battering teams aside week in week out. No other sides anywhere near us as we've both wrapped up Europe, we could come out and play this game in our slippers, knock it about for an agreeable 0-0, and those diddies St Mirren and Dundee still couldn't dream of catching us. Hopefully these two great sides elect to play an exciting exhibition match and give us a good 5-5 instead.

Dundee fans singing "Walking away, the Rangers way" at full time whistle Lovely stuff.

On the bright side, they might need something from us, and we can beat them and stop them winning the title. Don't give a f**k who wins it, as long as we can annoy one of them along the way.

Fucks sake Dundee, ya diddies.

Old Firm managers are the absolute best at getting their excuses in while making sure to say "that's not an excuse" Brenda does it all the time with Killie's pitch. Clement getting the wee mention of the Dundee cancellation in. Not an excuse though.

Chris Sutton: We're used to Rangers getting penalties

Big team found IMO.

Aaaaaaand here come the penalties

Rangers! Scummy b*****ds. The whole of Scottish football is pointing and laughing at you Hahahahaha

A good half of dominating. I've really missed Craig Levein's excellent tactics, used to love them at Scotland. Man plays tremendous free flowing football. That Kennedy corner is goal of the season if it goes in

He is when it comes to refs. However, when it comes to hatred of the Old Firm, he has somehow surpassed me. Sees a red mist. Genuinely hates them with every fibre of his being. Proud.

Most heads gone moment of mt season, last time we were away to St J. Red card foul in front of me. Out my seat fucking screaming. Ref doesn't give it. Goes to VAR. I'm going bush that he needs var. Gives the red. I spend the next few minutes losing the plot at the guy that he needed var to give it. Cue my boy saying to me, "dad calm down - he sent him off!" Caught myself at that moment and sat back down. I'm sure we all have those moments but I honestly lost it for a second

He absolutely didn't. What the other guy did was incredible - was some length of run! But he entered Africa in the North East in Egypt, far south of the northernmost point, and ran an entirely different route. Both stellar achievements, and one doesn't take the shine off the other. Followed Project Africa right from the start, and went out to Tunisia last week to run the last marathon with Russ and hundreds of others. Was an incredible experience being there for the end.

Cool. So United get the same weather and do a better job of keeping the pitch playable by having a drainage system that works. And Dundee, being diddies, have a shit drainage system that isn't befitting the top league, so should be fined or deducted points accordingly. This is the last thing I'll be saying on the matter. Thank you.

United get the same weather, and do a better job of maintaining and investing in their pitch. Every club has a responsibility to do that so matches can be played, and every other club in the top flight in Scotland manages it. Honestly, this season has been a farce at Dens Park.