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  1. Narcos

    Sorry lad missed your post and that was after looking to see if anyone had posted about it
  2. Narcos

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41294516 Scout for the New series murdered in Mexico
  3. Your accent

    Polish in Czech Republic German and Russian when I was in Egypt - German by the hotel staff when we arrived and then Russian by some English twat I held a door for him and he said to his wife, that's a first a Russian with manners. In Hollywood studios at Disney I stopped one of the Cast Members to ask for directions - Español???? Portuguesa???? he look utterly bemused as this pasty white Scotsman tried to explain I was speaking English . Most people that aren't from Scotland tend to comment on how fast I talk, got a few friends out in Cyprus and if I get chatting to another scot they genuinely believe we speak a different language.
  4. MLS 2017

    Its about 10-15 miles from Idrive I think, never been to the stadium but had a few route maps from parks etc to help plan with the day. If your not driving I'm sure Uber would be pretty cheap for that distance in Orlando.
  5. Love those highlights, that was an utter destruction! Bittersweet watching that though, Brockville really was special There will never be an atmosphere like that in TFS!
  6. MLS 2017

    Going to Florida in September so going to take in either Orlando City v New England Revolution (Wednesday Night), or vs FC Dallas (Saturday) Looking More likely to go to the Wednesday night. Stadium looks decent and I will be going into the terracing (sorry Safe standing Fanzone) won't live up to watching Falkirk slide 4 past Hearts at Brockville. Need to get some chants going when we are on the offence trying to kick a score in the oppositions hotbox Revolution are Looooosers At least I've go the kick off times, unlike the last time I went to see UCF Kights American football, thought it kicked off at 3 so turned up about 12 to take in the tail gate, turns out it was a 6pm kick off, the Mrs was not impressed.
  7. There's yer dinner

    Having Christmas Dinner at home this year, We've had a hectic year and I told my parents to poke it when they suggested going out to the local pub for a below par overpriced xmas dinner, all was well! Now the inlaws are joining us which I don't really mind but they are trying to put stipulations on the Menu! "Oh I don't like prawns...", "you need to have sage and onion stuffing..." "its not Christmas without sherry trifle" "we will eat about 4" Aye right nae bother, you'll be here ready to eat for 2pm, there will be prawns to start, I'll decide on what I stuff up the birds arse and you'll get a Christmas pudding and sent up the road for 6. Found the Xmas shopping list in the kitchen today and it had 8 pigs in blankets listed on it, 8 between 4 adults. Naw!!! GTF, they are the best part of Christmas dinner. I used to like my wife and her parents
  8. St M have been behind more times tonight than they have league wins *this season
  9. Favourite MILF Thread

    if we are going down the grey's road we can't miss out ETA - Kate Walsh
  10. Have I got Local News For You

    http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/teen-facing-trial-over-easter-egg-assault-on-girlfriend-1-4263079 Food fight goes to far in Falkirk
  11. Your first ever football goal.

    First goal was at an Under 11 Easter tournament in Preston, would have been as well playing it in central Scotland as we played Livi pro youth, port Glasgow, Whittlets (sp) from Ayrshire I think and some other mob again Scottish. Anyway I went down to the tournament as Goalie who has recently lost his place in the starting 11 due to being far to small for the big goals and generally a bit shit in goals , by the 3rd game 4 players injured and just me left so the manager throws me on in centre midfield as basically there was no one left. injury after being battered for 90 mins but still keeping the score to 1-1 we got a corner. It was swung in and cleared to the edge of the box an absolutely from 20 yards fizzing into the top corner before it was spectacularly saved by the goalie, unfortunately for him I never had a clue where to stand and it hit me in the balls rolled down knee shin toe and blasted into the net from about 2 yards for the win. Tommy Burns was there too watching his laddie and congratulated me at the end felt like the absolute hero. Spent the rest of the day using up my genie Sim texts telling everyone about my match winning wonder strike. Never played in goals since unfortunately I probably peaked at 12 and its been downhill from there
  12. FIFA 17

    Got this yesterday, started the journey, Picked Bournemouth at the start, got to choose from all the teams after the trials, in my granddads footsteps is this the same no matter who you choose? Been pretty balanced so far with a few cool/fiery thrown in. Sent out on loan after scoring a hat trick from the bench to secure a draw with man city and a few other solid performances, choose Newcastle mainly because they were offering the most money. My wee pal has went all billy big baws on me so hoping we get drawn against each other in the cup and if its not going my way i'll kick him into the stand

    My wee Pupster about to go all danny dyer on the Mrs for dressing him in a facking raincoat
  14. Match of the Day Thread 16/17

    Yeah that's the boy, highly rated at Swansea. Hopefully a future star for the international team too.
  15. Your Manager/Players

    Darren Barr - Hooch