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  1. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    We must apologise for not straight out taking your word on this as gospel, mainly due to the fact that you post more random shit than Neil Lennons old mailman.
  2. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Deserves to catch his foreskin in his zip tbh.
  3. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    If there is one thing we can be sure of it's that he will be an upgrade on Cardle.
  4. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    To be fair, we've mostly signed guys who finished above us in the league last season or who were in a higher league, as well as Longridge from them (who a fair few wanted to keep) and Thomson from Celtic (who Queens fans wanted to keep). Falkirk have gambled on a couple of young guys (one with decent pedigree, one who couldn't get a game for Truro on loan), a player who stunk the place out for Motherwell so much they called him "Competition Winner" and a guy who couldn't force his way into one of the few teams who finished below the Bairns last season. As good as their social media guys have been (getting towards our lofty standards), they seem awfully excited by a mixed bag of meh-ness. They've been good...But not 'Our Time' good.
  5. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Imagine just going through your largest and supposedly most exciting signing spree in your clubs recent history but you would prefer to comment on a bit part two day old signing for your biggest rivals (one sided) Falkirk FC babeh!
  6. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    The black and white dollar bags are so full we can afford to waste it on banter signings. I've heard from someone ITK that we have specifically used the section of monies we stole from local businesses and the tax payer circa 2012 to pay Flood thrice as much as United offered him and he will be starting up front every week.
  7. The Falkirk FC Thread

    I wholeheartedly agree, its little wonder the rest of Scotland is lagging behind the epicenter of culture, progress and entertainment that is Dingwall.
  8. The Falkirk FC Thread

    Surely any flockers would end up at the international hub that is Ross County then?
  9. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Cos he hates the currant buns?
  10. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    More eye references. Sickening in the extreme.
  11. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Surprised Flood is getting so much stick from Falkirk fans, wasn't aware he had any known disability tbh.
  12. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Surely the chance to play for THE massive club (copyright) with no debts is all that he needed.
  13. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Jesus Christ signing Paul Burns was bad enough and now we've turned to his auld Da. Shocker!