A bit awkward this, but the last of these teams I actually watched in the flesh was Dundee, when they were playing Crystal Palace for Julian Speroni's testimonial last summer. I was expecting about a minibus of Dundee fans that night, but I knew that prediction was going to be a bit out when I saw hundreds of them staggering up Holmsdale Road towards the ground. Must have been a couple of thousand there at least. So well played for the support you brought down for a midweek testimonial, you made a lot of friends that night. And the local pubs made a lot of money.
Having said that, I sincerely hope we boot you out the cup on Saturday.