groaninjock

I've never been ejected from a football ground for abusing a match official. Today might be the day.

If Nesbitt was half the player he thinks he is, he'd be twice the player I think he is.

You. Are. Waaaaash. Not just any waaaaash - full-time, bottom half of the table in a part-time league waaaaash.

Cammy Ballantyne Blair Lyons Morgaro Gomis David Goodwillie

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I think the Champions League has been awful for football. With a few exceptions, it has concentrated money and power in the hands of fewer than a dozen clubs, to the detriment of all others. The matches are stale and lifeless. It doesn't matter who gets drawn in what group, you can pretty much pick 12 of the last 16 without too much guesswork required. Give me the European Cup - champions only, unseeded draw - any day.

The face you make when your Arbroath team is getting humped by Montrose in a pre-season friendly.

After reading an interview with PP Arnold in this month's Uncut, I listened to Marchin' Already by Ocean Colour Scene for the first time in a very long time this morning. The album is patchy, but It's A Beautiful Thing is magnificent.

For any of those in particular?

Beyond all expectations. And not finished yet...

1 (1) Arbroath 10 points, +7GD 2 (6) Dumbarton 7 points, +2GD 3 (2) Forfar 7 points, 0GD 4 (5) Airdrie 6 points, +2GD 5 (7) East Fife 6 points, 0GD 6 (9) Stenny 6 points, -2GD 7 (3) Raith 5 points, +2GD 8 (8) Stranraer 4 points, -1GD 9 (10) Brechin 0 points, -9GD A pretty dismal record in the Angus coastal derby this season, with just the one point. But only Arbroath, Dumbarton and Forfar took more than half of the available points from us in our first season outside the bottom league in a generation. And we did a clean sweep over Brechin.

Off the top of my head: Everything ever released by Bruce Springsteen - fairly acceptable bar-room rock, but by no means genius. Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits - see above. Is This It by The Strokes - just gash. Tuneless, whiny drivel. Last Nite is not bad, the rest is pish. There's a Riot Goin' On by Sly and The Family Stone - maybe I just didn't get it, but I heard nothing on this one that made me ever want to hear it again. Any album by Belle and Sebastian - twee pish. Just f**k off. And another vote for Pet Sounds - 12 tracks of filler surrounding one piece of stone cold genius.

If you were going to create a Mount Rushmore of music, which four people's faces would you have on it? Not just Americans, but you need to pick individual band members where necessary. No more than four individuals. I'd go with Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

I've never found a pair of wireless headphones that can match my PSB MSU2s for sound quality.