Savage Henry

That’ll be 18 months since Callachan played.

Did have to laugh at the woman cutting her finger a minute into the first round of the first episode.

What the f**k was that? lol.

Away to f**k. The game’s a complete bogey.

Oh my days.

He is, as I had somehow forgotten, a slavering imbecile.

That’s a penalty in any generation.

That looked a shout for a penalty on the Coventry player at the edge of the box there.

Whit’s the goalie daein’, erm, Sir Alex?

Some finish that. Almost slipped me by, but did Lee Dixon just claim that one of his former colleagues was faster than Usain Bolt?

I had forgotten how much it annoys me that 1. Lee Dixon gets to commentate on games and 2. Still doesn’t know how to speak into a microphone.

Most people on mortgages go from fixed to fixed. Hardly a small number. Of course people on fixed rates saw “no substantial increase” - that’s the point of fixed rates. . The increase of 1.09% wasn’t inevitable. She absolutely did f**k over millions of mortgage holders.

He’s just not very tall.

A bit like everyone else. The Armstrong news is slightly concerning, but either with him or without him Turnbull most likely can’t be under consideration.

Yeah. The vegetarian woman seems probably the best but I don’t think she has the range of a finalist. There’s nobody you’d say ‘sure fire final three” at this point.

I can’t tell if this game is terrible or brilliant. That’s a sorry miss, Jackson.

Michael Stewart is an absolute balloon.

Almost as if these analysts have never seen a penalty before. “Astonish scenes as Joe Hart stepped up”.

Aberdeen’s keeper didn’t look like he knew what he was doing there.

Can’t tell if that was dreadful commentating or unclear refereeing. Either way that’s never a penalty.

He’s a right wing grifter. Lawrence Fox without the budget.

He’s not a unionist, he’s just an unhinged babbling imbecile who, somehow, cottoned on to the absolute brain mush that is Twitter. See Jim Spence for another case. But youre right. If he slings about enough shit, some of it will stick.

Get really drunk and get your name in the Daily Mail.

I hate this time of the season. You have to say the split has been a fantastic success, but it’s not enjoyable at all.

That Livingston game now becomes huge.