TheDoctor

Enjoy, dude. If I'm not working at a game, I usually enjoy kicking back with some hot Jeff action. Mrs Doctor hates it

I feel for you Toma. My dad used to know a guy with the same name, who's probably in his late 50's now and like goalkeeper Andy McNeil, he couldn't trap his own boaby in his hands

I'm working, quite simply. There is no agenda on my part. Just purely to enjoy a game of football B)

I don't know what I'm more pissed off about this morning. The fact that in Glasgow City Centre, at 7.15am, I couldn't get ANY of the newspapers because none of the shops had them or that the carton of milk I bought from Tesco is too warm for me to enjoy over a bowl of Shreddies. Where are we living now?! AFRICA, FFS?!

Not really celebrations, more a case of sitting in the house playing Champ Manager and watching DVD's all day. I recommend "The Hangover" by the way. Cracking film

Back at work today

Having to avoid Sky Sports News because of their constant crowing over the England cricket team and their "wonderful" achievement of beating one country to win what looks like a fuckin salt shaker. Stupid non sport Cue knighthoods and open top bus rides. It's a fucking joke!!

True Only jesting, dude

I'm a year older tomorrow...

Quite possibly. Do you think he'll have posted that last post on purpose?

I was too polite to say it, in all honesty. I'm sure Nick's ok

Your words. Not mine, sir

He's like a dog. He'll turn up when he's hungry

Trying to watch a programme about Sir Bobby Robson that I taped to find that ITV4 in their wisdom replayed the whole England v West Germany World Cup Semi Final from Italia 90. I just want to see a tribute about him FFS!!

My brother's 20. I know how you feel I'm 31 by the way

I got told off for laughing about fire safety earlier and I can assure you it's no laughing matter However I got that mental image as well

I wet the bed as a child and my father didn't love me. I need help

I am ashamed!

I had a sneaky laugh at that myself. No offence, Kilt

The World Pipe Band Championships at Glasgow Green tomorrow, which will make it hellish to get into the town tomorrow. And the fact that it's called the WORLD Pipe Band Championships and it's held in Glasgow every friggin year! Of course if I was from nearby Bridgeton, this would be a Reason To Be Cheerful. I'll need to get a train now

f**k yeah!

Mostly Third Division clubs I would imagine that would prefer a decent crack at Division Three and not face competition as strong as Livingston

How about "shagging a hole in a barber shop's floor" or "shagging a stab wound in a gorilla's back"?