carlton

Earlier today 1) That I was blind and unable to see anything on my computer screen 2) That I couldn't read or write and thereby unable to write down given instructions 3) That I was locked in the toilet against my will These false facts were given over the phone to Jordan calling from Microsoft Technical dept about computer problems. Jordan apparently didn't appreciate my piss taking as he advised me to go and f**k myself up the arse.

Hope the lad isn't looking for indepth conversation from the burd if the following is anything to go by “I was stuck in front of a financial adviser who was using words like investment bonds. I had no clue what they meant.”

Nice cup of coffee.

Buttons