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Black and White Tragic

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  1. Little victories

    Have you had a small victory lately? You know, things that inside you can say "Yassss" but no one else cares about. The getting past the queue jumper after they end up in a slower moving lane, that kind of thing. This morning, here's mine, striking a blow against supporter of The Rangers, by ironically stealing his parcel. Victory is sweet my friends.
  2. The Falkirk FC Thread

    No it was #HoustonsTime
  3. Brechin vs Pars - Return of the Hedge

    A quick check of Wikipedia would help to avoid embarrassment when trolling.
  4. The big Falkirk relegation/administration thread...

    The creator of this thread should feel very proud, only took 9 hours to cost a man his job* *nothing to do with results.
  5. The Falkirk FC Thread

    Well at the start of the season, if you asked me for a list of who would remain in post come May, Houston would have been first on the list. Shows how much I know. A bit disappointed that he's gone before we get a crack at you at home. Probably to avoid the Pars having the accolade to be fair.
  6. Dunfermline Athletic vs Dundee United

    Dundee United, having not set the heather alight, are still there, lurking like a ninja. If United score first we may have a problem. If the Pars can dish out a thrashing then I'll be more optimistic about, dare I say it, maybe winning this thing. We're long overdue a win against these New Firm pretenders.
  7. Pars vs St Mirren

    What time, 3pm Saturday kickoffs presumably?
  8. Pars vs St Mirren

    "Last man, ref, surely a red!" rolls off the tongue easier than, "ref, he has prevented a clear goal scoring opportunity, and should be reprimanded with the punishment of an early bath" to be fair?
  9. Pars vs St Mirren

    So discipline should be meted out based on a players reputation? Rifuckingdickulous.
  10. Pars vs St Mirren

    To be fair we lost this season's highest goal scoring threat, and last months player of the month, early in the match so that evened it up a bit. Might have been 5-0 otherwise.
  11. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    Top Tip. Don't let him go on any foreign jaunts with Ben Richards Everton. I remember him scoring a cracker when on loan at Brechin. Apart from that he never set the heather on fire.
  12. Parking fines

    Sheriff must have shares in Indigo to have made that decision. Nothing more than legalised extortion. Compulsory purchase order on these car parks in the public interest should be brought. I just hope the sheriff never has to hear the words, "sorry, I've overstayed in the hospital car park just give me half an hour, in the meantime just press this button on the defibrillator when you hear the beep".
  13. Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

    No, it's some sort of theme shit that they do now and again. She's had to borrow a football shirt a couple of times previously, there's a witch costume that she bought for Halloween (taking up space) etc. I can see where you're going with this, but it's not a massage parlour.
  14. Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

    UPDATE: She called from work, after I got back from the game, asking "have you been to Tesco yet?" Out of bravado I utter, "not yet". She then proceeds to add "stuff for a buffet at work tomorrow" to the list. I found two packets of steak in the fridge, the kids agreed this should guzump the pizza which is now today's meal. This morning she has asked me to get up and go to Tesco, before she leaves for work, as apparently she also needs juice to go with the stuff I bought "for buffet" and a dressing gown?! The popcorn, crisps and dips not enough presumably - I said are you going to eat more than £4.50 worth of food, surely someone else would have taken juice? As for the dressing gown, the one she would wear needs washed (she has many) but a dress was the alternative option. Luckily enough, she has plenty of them, and they're all washed. Stressful start, but here I am still in bed, having managed to avoid a trip and expense.
  15. Scottish Championship Odds 2017/18

    Getting my £10 each way on Falkirk now, probably cash out when they go on a good run of three draws.
  16. Pars vs St Mirren

    Reilly definitely proved some sort of "point" yesterday. Obviously (a word seldom used when footballers are interviewed), based on the performance, it was not just playing for Dunfermline that was a problem for Reilly. It must be East End Park is his Kryptonite. In the reverse fixture, any fan that travels to Paisley should take a small piece of turf from the old pitch with them. Thereby his freescoring shooting powers will leave him. Thought Hopkirk's strike was the best of the goals yesterday. He proved that he is the ideal squad player - able to step up when called upon. The fact he can fill in at left mid/wing or striker makes him invaluable. All those that wanted him punted on loan, shame on you.
  17. Pars vs St Mirren

    I am so sorry your matchday experience was not what you should expect. Maybe if your team had turned up at all it may have been better?
  18. Top of the League and You're No

    C'mon lads start packing yer oot in less than half an hour
  19. Pars vs St Mirren

    A second later and we're up to second.
  20. Pars vs St Mirren

    A second later and we're up to second.
  21. Pars vs St Mirren

    Football fans obviously would struggle with self service supermarket tills. Luckily my missus has had me in training with her daily please pop in to Tescos so I managed to scan mine first time. Go me.
  22. Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

    No text message today. No the old tech, back of an envelope technique was left when she went to work. After the health scare in the news last week, can only think that the bleach is part of some pulmonary disease long term plot to be rid of me. At least the non-specific "stuff for dinner" evidence will be gone by the time she gets in at 11.30 tonight. Me and the kids have had a consultation and upon a vote, pizza it is.
  23. Parsons Green bomb

    4 Lions. Never laughed so hard as when the "terrorist" suffers a premature ejac... errr, I mean detonation, in a field. I wish that would happen to every potential suicide bomber. Minus the death of the sheep.
  24. Parking fines

    I've heard that if you want the annoying letters to stop, for a small nominal fee, you can send £10 to [email protected] via PayPal. Just give me 15 minutes while I set up the accounts.
  25. Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

    Mine says she has that psychological disorder. I come in, settle down and start eating my tea then she starts with the "aggghhh, do you have to make that noise when you're eating?" I find myself swallowing things without chewing to avoid her wrath. I think some day she'll invest in a blender and my dinner will be sitting in a mug in the microwave when I get in from work. With the messages. Maybe that's why they were called messages before texts even existed. Another anonymous Scottish visionary.