Black and White Tragic

Ask any child in Dundee and they all have a missing sibling called Dave who was adopted out.

I've heard that in Dundee, they don't stop with Valentine's. They actually buy Mothers Day cards and send them to themselves, with your name on them.

Twister then? Or a pack of cards for strip poker?

I think we will win league in the nail biting last game needing a point and coming from 3-0 down back to 3-3. Crowd 12311. But only 6345 witness the comeback after half time exodus with score at 0-3. That would do. ...or more likely I think only 15 more points required to win league, beginning of April will be done and dusted.

A gorilla prank leads to whether the ISS really exists and/or has ever been populated while in space, to conspiracy theory studies, to moon landings faked, vaccination cover ups and 9/11 fakery. Only. On. Dot. Net. Entertaining all the same. Leave it!!!

Folk who don't know difference between specific and Pacific. Its a freakin' ocean!

Daily Mail may well be interested, but only if they knew exactly what the house, where jacket was found, was worth...

The oldest known currency is the pound. But what many don't know is that the form of the original currency was a pellet of dried cow dung, one pound in weight, which is how the name was derived. This was originally used by farmers who used it to buy livestock. It was soon adopted by the English King who realised that transactions could be taxed and he had a large compound built to store it. This building (which was built by an enslaved Scot) still stands today and is now called the Bank of England.

What you need is VPN with proxy overseas...

It was a penalty! Darren Jackson's getting lawyered up after seeing this too.

If ye don't know then you'll have to wait til Sunday evening. Cryptic, eh?

Anyone owning up to be 1***1 or p***d? They haven't yet mastered the art of sniping.

That's bidding on the shirt I was after gone way past what I can afford, just too much money sloshing about this town. Gutted.

Unlikely to be up front given firepower we now have. And surely we would just bring in another Futsal find if needed?

Man United offer £37m for Faiss and throw in a keeper who knows of The Mighty Pars reputation in Spain should help his international chances, unfortunately the email will be encrypted and arrive late of course...

Wooft! Someones been trawling past posts, that was some calling out. Remind me not to post anything that winds you up as you cast up like a female of the species with a grudge...

If you get carried away with yourself and cant control your urge to jump a barrier, you should man up and offer a contribution to whatever the club fine is.

If the price is right? Yeah, £2.75million this week or £3.25million after the Stranraer game. Don't think the money Hibs have will cover it.

Can you hear the Derry Boy, No Oh Oh. Have to say his wayward rant made tonight even sweeter. So thanks for that.

I think he's aggrieved at us taking Dundee's rightful place in the lower leagues and especially because of the ticket prices he now has to pay for top flight fitba?

You're a raper of inbred mutant kids from Fife? How quaint. Before spouting pish, consider what the message is that you are trying to convey. Otherwise you may just be making a statement which rips the piss out of yourself, as was the case here. Probably why no-one needed to take the bait. Stick in at school and you might get good with words and be able to have some jolly banter on the football forums, until then I bid you farewell...

Under contract and is not for sale.

9-2 for the league I'm fancying a little bit of that action.

Signing inactivity and resultant tumbleweed on this thread is depressing. I'm consoling myself that by this time last year we had paraded what sounded like great signings to improve the side (on paper anyway), and that didn't turn out well.

Don't know why this is still being discussed. It will be Dick. Prepare to give him your full backing.