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I've never had that particular one - I don't think I've ever had a genuinely terrible Chianti though!

If it takes you 7 attempts to pass your driving test, you shouldn't be allowed to drive IMO.

I try to think that none of our BBC journalists are inherently bias. They might have an unconscious bias, but aren't inherently trying to put upon their own views and then there's Tweets like this:

McPake being trashed by Stephen Elliott in the Daily Record: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/james-mcpakes-hes-st-hibs-22069878

So will this be going away in a few days?

Do Livi just keep Maley around cause he's a good laugh? He seems to offer no value other than that. He fills the standard youth keeper role in that he'll never get a game unless extreme emergency. Seems a waste!

Cummings said that Johnson would be making an appearance later.

BBC pundits saying he was exemplary and the journalists asking questions were shite.

Gary Gibbons and this boy here should be the only 2 allowed to question the govt at these briefings in future.

Pissing in the street. Get him fined.

Gary fucking off without saying 'Thank you' like the rest have done. Absolute carnage. Top notch.

Gibbon destroying him here. This is what you want to see.

Peston is fucking dreadful. He can't even ask a question correctly.

Why does he need to read from a script to recount what he fucking did? Jeezo.

You can just imagine the Thick of It style madness going on behind that door.

I know petitions are by and large a lot of nonsense, but I was surprised that it'd racked up almost 500,000 signatures in 2 days: https://www.change.org/p/dominic-cummings-must-be-sacked-cummingsmustgo?recruiter=1039714606&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=245886cf8eac453baa3777b5c6eb0db8&recruited_by_id=4102e730-4352-11ea-bc08-4d7592f677fb

Durham Police releasing a statement just as he was due to give his spiel will be the cause of the delay.

Was this not supposed to start 10 minutes ago?

#ScumMedia trending.

Either do I - but I suspect many people will.

This only needs to sway the middle Englanders that are desperate for any excuse. This is the perfect pitch. Hiding behind his autistic son will be the defense and that'll be that - There'll be an all out offense against the media trashing him.

He's also a card carrying Labour member. He's posturing.

DominicsStaying is trending on Twitter. His defenders are out in force having had a quick scan through it.

Marvin Bartley with the Tweet of the day IMO