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DA Baracus

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About DA Baracus

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    Shallow and Pedantic
  • Birthday 26/12/1984

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    Castle Anthrax
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    Your mum. And your dad.
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    Dunfermline

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  1. Wet Wipe Perverts

    I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome
  2. Wet Wipe Perverts

    Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now
  3. Wet Wipe Perverts

    Wait...you would put the packet back in the fridge after use? Or you only take 1 or 2 from the packet before shitting?
  4. The Official President Trump thread

    Imagine the interviews. They go through your qualifications and experience, and everything seems well. They see that you have the relevant teaching qualifications and have experience teaching kids at a few different schools. Then they take you to the firing range
  5. Wet Wipe Perverts

    I'm heading to Tesco after work. Might have a stroll down the shitter roll aisle and peruse their range of biodegradable wet wipes.
  6. Pish Adverts

    Wine 'o clock
  7. Was that Hampden's last hurrah?

    You don't even really need terracing behind the goal as you could instead have an area like Peterhead do
  8. Wet Wipe Perverts

    No, because of the folk who flush the unflushable ones There isn't one I'm not Nothing. I'm actively trying to speed up it's death.
  9. Wet Wipe Perverts

    Humans don't deserve a planet
  10. Pish Adverts

    Aye but according to the world of adverts when women even hear so much as the 'ch' sound from the word 'chocolate' they collapse in to a tittering mess It's treated like some naughty secret but also like some dark addiction at the same time, as if it's some sort of huge deal. Chocolate based 'banter' is the female equivalent of 'LAD banter'.
  11. Sportsound Watch 14/15

    He wasn't pointing that out. He saying that his team had 'no right' to compete. He was displaying a mindset that it prevalent in Scottish football, that we must all be subservient to Celtic and Sevco, and show them undue respect. This showing them undue respect is garbage, defeatist, craven pish that sees many teams beaten before the game even starts. Obviously Celtic are better than everyone else, but turn up and show them an undue respect can see you get hammered. Turn up and think you can win can see you do just that. You might not, but at least play like you believe. Alex Ferguson famously talked about this when Aberdeen manager.
  12. The Official President Trump thread

    They could use guns like teachers over here used to use the belt. It would do wonders for discipline. A grazing flesh wound for cheek, a bullet in the kneecap for disrupting the class and one in the head for forgetting your jotter.
  13. Episode 62 Show

    I think it's the lack of something, the absence of something. Or someone.
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