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Whilst we're talking unfunny pish, add in Only Fools and Horses. Awful gammony garbage.

Yup, as I said I imagine they'd have plenty of bids and Dundee would blow us out of the water in such a scenario

Weather 'chat' in this country. Oh, fucking tee hee, we only get two weeks of summer! Fucking LOL! Rain is awful! I feel like a prisoner in my own house! Hahaha! Four seasons in one day! Chuckle!!!

I always laugh when folk say they can't keep up with all the changes to the name of the top league. It's changed twice since 1975. It was called the Premier Division from 1975 until 1998. It was then called the SPL until 2013. From then it was the Premiership. If anyone struggled/struggles with this then they're a moron.

Aye that team would be class in the Championship!

f**k, forgot about Byrne for us. Mochrie too.

Coupe of Tiny Rebel beers: Both pretty good, both not really as advertised. Gate Keeper is more of a light, toffee porter, with a touch of salty pretzel, whilst Key Master is more of a heavier stout style beer that tastes more chocolate than anything.

Make a team of folk who played for you! However said players must still be active and must currently play in the SPFL and, of course, can't currently play for your team. Despite starting this thread I'm actually struggling a bit for us in some positions! Would have had Allan McGregor in goal but he retired last year. Going for a 4-4-2 here: Goalie: Harry Sharp* Defence: Kerr McInroy - Calum Fordyce - Euan Murray - Lewis Mayo Midfield: Dom Thomas - Nat Wedderburn - Rhys McCabe - Steven Lawless Strikers: Bruce Anderson - Lawrence Shankland Almost certainly forgetting loads of players here. Also have quite a few players out of position but in a 'generally' similar role. *Only goalie I could think of. He might be decent but he was terrible for us.

It's why we purposely lost one game last season.

The Bartley appointment has set you back at least five years. You've become a bottom of League One club and the worst full time team in Scotland. You will be competing with so many other teams for players and will most likely be at the bottom or near the bottom of the list for most players. As with all struggling teams, attendance will dip, meaning less cash for signings, pushing you further down the list for potential signings. In your favour is that it's not a ridiculously hard league to finish top four. Despite being down the list for signings it doesn't mean you won't make any, so with some luck you could put a run in. Obviously much of this will depend on your next manager though. Who do you reckon you could get? Lee Bullen?

Joel Nouble and Bruce Anderson* out of contract at Livingston. Two guys I'd be very pleased to see as Pars players next season. However they won't be short of bids, including from Livingston and possibly from some Premiership clubs. *Enjoyed his brief loan spell at us a few years ago.

Haha yup. If tonight was in front of a US crowd it would have been meh, even if the wrestling was at the standard it was tonight. A hot crowd lifts these middling shows so much. Vince McMahon yet again proves that he's a fucking moron for not doing this year's ago.

Fair, couldn't tell you what that one is! I only know via football and I can recall the 98 anthems! I think if you ask a mod they can restore it. If so we can just merge or delete this thread.

French National anthem is the best in the world. Only Italy can come close.