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Shandon Par

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About Shandon Par

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    Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite tas..
  • Birthday 21/02/1978

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  1. Walking Down The Halbeath Road

    If we could chuck in a bit of Arbroath that would really help.
  2. Things you want to share with P&B

    Could everyone stop getting shot?
  3. Words that make you cross

    If it was spelled “ghin” he’d be a teetotaller.
  4. Queens v Pars

    This game could be ideal for Pottsy to wheel out his old random team selector. We've enough players to field two and a half teams so some random selector is probably the fairest way to keep them happy. The killer cow replacing Wedderburn could add a bit of pace to the midfield or maybe play him in goal ahead of Robinson.
  5. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Shut Up. She has Jocky Scott's moustache for eyebrows.
  6. Show us your pussy..!

    "Hiy. You. Human. Aye you. Better be some mouse in this cake".
  7. Reasons to be Cheerful

    Quite old school round my place. No Alexa or anything like that. Wives and children can be commanded to do these tasks.
  8. Quick Question Thread

    Have a month off? Good plan. Not growing a beard anyway. No P&B. No booze. No Space Raiders. No meat. Extreme Lenting.
  9. Reasons to be Cheerful

    Alexa maybe understands cat speak. " Okay Charly, you want me to order you two tons of catnip, some fish, some cream and some rat poison to feed to the dog?".
  10. China to cut down on funeral strippers

    Did you bump for a buck though?
  11. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    M&S posh dogs are decent, especially when served in their hot dog buns with their mustard and dill pickle relish, some grated cheese and fried red onion. Alternatively, use a couple of Lidl’s venison sausages.
  12. Quick Question Thread

    It's quite fun being a sanctimonious c**t for a while. Tutting at people for being drunk for example.
  13. Quick Question Thread

    Rough today. Have a heavy Saturday planned too. A string of birthdays in Feb (with Valentines in the middle) makes fora tough spell for the liver/innards. Have decided to go booze free, sweets free, crisps free and also become veggie for March. Are there any other things I should be giving up for the full on tree-hugger effect? Stop shaving?
  14. Quick Question Thread

    Have you watched Berberian Sound Studio? A horror of sorts in the style of the old Italian Giallo stuff. Set around a sound studio where they add the effects to heads getting splatted etc.