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I’ve only been to the cinema once in goodness knows how long, and that was on a trip to London where the opportunity arose to see the Bond movie ‘Spectre’ at The Odeon on Leicester Square when it was just out. The reason I stopped going to the cinema isn’t because of a particularly shite experience with a guff movie, it was because of endless shite experiences caused by some members of Joe Public. I seem to attract them… the loud slurping popcorn crunching, talking all the way though the film, snottery sniffing types… maybe it’s me, because at gigs, I seem to end up these days with a gaggle of lassies near me who just shout at each other throughout the gig. I was a baw’ hair away once from just saying to them ‘what’s the fcuking point of you gobby shites buying tickets for this? Fcuk off to the pub’… but I didn’t, I thought it mind you, but I just moved away to another bit of the venue. Don’t want to come over as a killjoy auld kunt, I’m really not. Not looking for absolute silence or anything, just getting a low tolerance level these days for the loud gobshite concert shouters, or the snottery sniffers sat next to me anywhere. Hurrumph x 2. Anyway, the cinema, aye, so, will never forget back in the day, going to a screening of Led Zeppelin’s concert movie ‘The Song Remains The Same’ when I’d not seen them live yet, and was before videos never mind DVD or BluRay… it was in the Classic Grand porn cinema in Glasgow. Just thinking back while typing this gives me the boak… the venue that is, not the movie, even if it is self indulgent and wanky 1970’s excess… in fact, the perfect cinema for wanky 1970s excess, when you think about it.

I should have added a smiley face icon. I was suggesting the Sevco are pish, and we deserve nothing if we can’t get points off that rabble too. Didn’t really think that post through.

There’s two of us hoping for 5th, and, (I need a shower), Celtic to pump the shite out of Aberdeen in the cup. Needs must. IF neither of us make 5th, and the fourth pre-qualifying round of the UEFA Diddy Conference Euro League Cup Thing, then aye, probably the most St Mirreny/Dundee thingy ever. See Youse in the battle for 5th and glory.

We have them at home post-split. If Killie can garner multiple points off Celtic, Ross County can beat Sevco while scoring three, and Dundee can get a point off Sevco, then we should be looking to get at least a point off that shite at home. If we can’t, then we frankly don’t deserve anything better than sixth.

I mean, fair fcuks to Dundee for the season they’re putting together. Good on ya’. (Kunts)

Oooft. Sevco players longing for a tunnel on the halfway line, and not a Dens Park or Pittodrie style tunnel tonight. Magnificent… ‘Fcuk off!’ Fcuking boo… just fcuk off up the tunnel, stop fcuking applauding you useless kunts’… Delicious, even if I could have done without Dundee gaining ground on St Murrrnnn.

So, which of the UKs leading baldy fraudies gets bagged first? The one at Sevco, or the one at Man Utd?

Are these Sevco chunts still fighting for a title? You’d at least expect some urgency from them. Useless fcuks.

Away and have a nice bowl of Coco Pops and a coffee. Nope, I haven’t forgotten how shite things were at first for Robinson, or indeed Goodwin and Jack Ross. All three did/are doing us a turn. Wonder how many Kilmarnock fans were feeling great about McInnes and their team, after let’s say one-third of this season. They, and he, are having a really good season. Not at first though. I believe the phrase required at this juncture is ‘and what’s your point caller?’

Ach, maybe Robbo could have had them safely in the top 6 ahead of a tricky trip to Sellik, rather than seeing a resurgent Ross County still sniffing their sphincter, no?

Maybees aye, maybees naw. A lot depends on what the Dons BoD will be happy with. All their talk about giving the bloke years to build something, install this ‘build a squad then buy & sell successfully’ model…. Sounds great in theory. Unless he’s shite, his team are shite, and the Dons are still looking at avoiding the relegation playoff position. He’ll no’ be getting years to build anything, he’ll be getting Cormacked. Good luck to the guy, he’ll need it.

John Terry & Ashley Cole. Next case m’lud.

Need a full blown punch up involving Jackson and Madueke here.