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  1. ICT vs DAFC

    Who's all making the trip up north?
  2. Pish Adverts

    After seeing the abortion that is the Go Compare guy has returned to TV screens, got me thinking about adverts that make you want to hurl a brick through your telly. BetVictor also high on the list. Hate that c**t.
  3. We're back.... Welcome to the 2017 version of Last Man Standing. This competition has been a P&B fixture for much of the last decade and as always it's a pleasure to organise it for you fine gentlemen and ladies...Other than Hawk; f**k you Gav. You've got a little over five weeks to get your picks in, with this year's event starting from the opening fixtures of the new SPFL season. Last year's winner was nofixedability! (For the second time!!) The rules are as follows... Your first entry must be in by 19:00 on Friday 4th August. That's the cut off point for entries. You must post in one of the four divisional threads each week (providing you have survived the previous week) and pick another team for the following week. Just remember; you can't pick a team you have already used. Weekend Scottish fixtures only (Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday). If there is a full fixture list in midweek, then there will be a game round during that week. A full Gameweek consists of 50% or more of SPFL teams playing. Win only. Draw or lose and you're out. You can only pick each team once. You can pick a team that someone else has already picked, it just means you can't pick that team again. If everyone remaining is knocked out in the same weekend, they will be put back in for the next week until we have a winner. In the unlikely event of postponements, you will stay until the next week but you will be unable to pick that team again. I know some games will be moved for TV and will change the fixture list where appropriate when those decisions are (eventually) made. (Sat 3pm unless stated) Premiership Aberdeen vs Kilmarnock Celtic vs Ross County Dundee vs St Johnstone Hamilton vs Hearts Hibs vs Motherwell Partick Thistle vs Rangers (Fri 19:45) Championship Dumbarton vs Brechin Dunfermline vs St Mirren Falkirk vs Dundee United Inverness CT vs Livingston Queen of the South vs Morton League 1 Airdrie vs East Fife Albion Rovers vs Stranraer Ayr vs Alloa Forfar vs Arbroath Queen's Park vs Raith Rovers League 2 Annan vs Stenhousemuir Berwick vs Elgin Clyde vs Edinburgh City Cowdenbeath vs Peterhead Montrose vs Stirling Albion
  4. Dundee United's Next Permanent Manager

    It'll be Jimmy Mac.
  5. Aberwhat wullie360 The final two competitors in this year's competition. We will have a new name on the trophy but who will come out on top? Week 11 will be for next weekend. Deadline is 7pm on Friday as always.
  6. We're back.... Welcome to the 2017 version of Last Man Standing. This competition has been a P&B fixture for much of the last decade and as always it's a pleasure to organise it for you fine gentlemen and ladies...Other than Hawk; f**k you Gav. You've got a little over five weeks to get your picks in, with this year's event starting from the opening fixtures of the new SPFL season. Last year's winner was nofixedability! (For the second time!!) The rules are as follows... Your first entry must be in by 19:00 on Friday 4th August. That's the cut off point for entries. You must post in one of the four divisional threads each week (providing you have survived the previous week) and pick another team for the following week. Just remember; you can't pick a team you have already used. Weekend Scottish fixtures only (Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday). If there is a full fixture list in midweek, then there will be a game round during that week. A full Gameweek consists of 50% or more of SPFL teams playing. Win only. Draw or lose and you're out. You can only pick each team once. You can pick a team that someone else has already picked, it just means you can't pick that team again. If everyone remaining is knocked out in the same weekend, they will be put back in for the next week until we have a winner. In the unlikely event of postponements, you will stay until the next week but you will be unable to pick that team again. I know some games will be moved for TV and will change the fixture list where appropriate when those decisions are (eventually) made. (Sat 3pm unless stated) Premiership Aberdeen vs Kilmarnock Celtic vs Ross County Dundee vs St Johnstone Hamilton vs Hearts Hibs vs Motherwell Partick Thistle vs Rangers (Fri 19:45) Championship Dumbarton vs Brechin Dunfermline vs St Mirren Falkirk vs Dundee United Inverness CT vs Livingston Queen of the South vs Morton League 1 Airdrie vs East Fife Albion Rovers vs Stranraer Ayr vs Alloa Forfar vs Arbroath Queen's Park vs Raith Rovers League 2 Annan vs Stenhousemuir Berwick vs Elgin Clyde vs Edinburgh City Cowdenbeath vs Peterhead Montrose vs Stirling Albion
  7. Aberwhat wullie360 The final two competitors in this year's competition. We will have a new name on the trophy but who will come out on top? Week 11 will be for next weekend. Deadline is 7pm on Friday as always.
  8. We're back.... Welcome to the 2017 version of Last Man Standing. This competition has been a P&B fixture for much of the last decade and as always it's a pleasure to organise it for you fine gentlemen and ladies...Other than Hawk; f**k you Gav. You've got a little over five weeks to get your picks in, with this year's event starting from the opening fixtures of the new SPFL season. Last year's winner was nofixedability! (For the second time!!) The rules are as follows... Your first entry must be in by 19:00 on Friday 4th August. That's the cut off point for entries. You must post in one of the four divisional threads each week (providing you have survived the previous week) and pick another team for the following week. Just remember; you can't pick a team you have already used. Weekend Scottish fixtures only (Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday). If there is a full fixture list in midweek, then there will be a game round during that week. A full Gameweek consists of 50% or more of SPFL teams playing. Win only. Draw or lose and you're out. You can only pick each team once. You can pick a team that someone else has already picked, it just means you can't pick that team again. If everyone remaining is knocked out in the same weekend, they will be put back in for the next week until we have a winner. In the unlikely event of postponements, you will stay until the next week but you will be unable to pick that team again. I know some games will be moved for TV and will change the fixture list where appropriate when those decisions are (eventually) made. (Sat 3pm unless stated) Premiership Aberdeen vs Kilmarnock Celtic vs Ross County Dundee vs St Johnstone Hamilton vs Hearts Hibs vs Motherwell Partick Thistle vs Rangers (Fri 19:45) Championship Dumbarton vs Brechin Dunfermline vs St Mirren Falkirk vs Dundee United Inverness CT vs Livingston Queen of the South vs Morton League 1 Airdrie vs East Fife Albion Rovers vs Stranraer Ayr vs Alloa Forfar vs Arbroath Queen's Park vs Raith Rovers League 2 Annan vs Stenhousemuir Berwick vs Elgin Clyde vs Edinburgh City Cowdenbeath vs Peterhead Montrose vs Stirling Albion
  9. Aberwhat wullie360 The final two competitors in this year's competition. We will have a new name on the trophy but who will come out on top? Week 11 will be for next weekend. Deadline is 7pm on Friday as always.
  10. We're back.... Welcome to the 2017 version of Last Man Standing. This competition has been a P&B fixture for much of the last decade and as always it's a pleasure to organise it for you fine gentlemen and ladies...Other than Hawk; f**k you Gav. You've got a little over five weeks to get your picks in, with this year's event starting from the opening fixtures of the new SPFL season. Last year's winner was nofixedability! (For the second time!!) The rules are as follows... Your first entry must be in by 19:00 on Friday 4th August. That's the cut off point for entries. You must post in one of the four divisional threads each week (providing you have survived the previous week) and pick another team for the following week. Just remember; you can't pick a team you have already used. Weekend Scottish fixtures only (Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday). If there is a full fixture list in midweek, then there will be a game round during that week. A full Gameweek consists of 50% or more of SPFL teams playing. Win only. Draw or lose and you're out. You can only pick each team once. You can pick a team that someone else has already picked, it just means you can't pick that team again. If everyone remaining is knocked out in the same weekend, they will be put back in for the next week until we have a winner. In the unlikely event of postponements, you will stay until the next week but you will be unable to pick that team again. I know some games will be moved for TV and will change the fixture list where appropriate when those decisions are (eventually) made. (Sat 3pm unless stated) Premiership Aberdeen vs Kilmarnock Celtic vs Ross County Dundee vs St Johnstone Hamilton vs Hearts Hibs vs Motherwell Partick Thistle vs Rangers (Fri 19:45) Championship Dumbarton vs Brechin Dunfermline vs St Mirren Falkirk vs Dundee United Inverness CT vs Livingston Queen of the South vs Morton League 1 Airdrie vs East Fife Albion Rovers vs Stranraer Ayr vs Alloa Forfar vs Arbroath Queen's Park vs Raith Rovers League 2 Annan vs Stenhousemuir Berwick vs Elgin Clyde vs Edinburgh City Cowdenbeath vs Peterhead Montrose vs Stirling Albion
  11. Aberwhat wullie360 The final two competitors in this year's competition. We will have a new name on the trophy but who will come out on top? Week 11 will be for next weekend. Deadline is 7pm on Friday as always.
  12. Falkirk v St Mirren

    Falkirk's best performance of the season as they slide pathetically into 9th place. Sad! edit- You'll still beat us on the 4th.
  13. Pars v Livi

    Mostly good today but still easy to see how we drop points. Can be lethal going forward but also switch off completely at times and lose stupid goals. Honestly felt we played better in the early part of the second half than we did in the first and felt we were going to add another couple of goals. Then we tried to "see it out", which is obviously not our strength. Aird was excellent. He scored a fabulous solo goal and provided a good assist for Higgy's 2nd. I thought he was a terrible signing but he'll be a massive addition if he can play like that on a regular basis. Good to see Cardle back but he's got some competition based on today. As has been mentioned, Morris was imperious today. Absolutely strolled the game; I think his recent call-up has done wonders for his confidence. Weren't any failures for us really but certainly was pretty far off our best, which is definitely a good thing. Felt Livi ran out of ideas very quickly and resorted to long balls, which got them absolutely nowhere. They had a brief flurry at the end but it was a poor display. As for Hopkin ranting about not getting a penalty when an offside had already been given, ooffttt. Hope he calms down and realises how daft he sounds. 20 points from 10 games is very good going. Will be tough at Caley next week, who seem to have turned the corner a little bit. Draw wouldn't be a disaster but we're more than capable of winning again.
  14. Pars v Livi

    Seems like Talbot has riled up the Livi fans with his vanilla comments. Touchy bunch.
  15. Dundee United 2017/2018

    You're still going to win the league, calm down.
  16. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    You made a loss; you can't "pay it off" Your main complaint is that we're bigger cheats than you but you're also cheating b*****ds.
  17. The New Raith Rovers Thread

    Rovers get bailed out after losing shit loads of money. Yet they call us "cheats" Imagine losing £50k despite finishing 4th with Rangers and Hibs in the league
  18. If you were then the aftermath of that match included one Falkirk fan being banned from the website, with another (kiddy) getting so angry you could hear the tears falling on his keyboard. Odd bunch indeed.
  19. Are you referring to the league match that Dunfermline Athletic won 3-1?
  20. Pars v Livi

    We've got a c**t up the back of the Norrie who always loses the plot during every single match. Usually calls an opposition player or the ref a peado. Makes wrestling/FIFA jokes to the gormless guffaws of his wankstain mates. Hope he gets mowed down by the team bus before Saturday' game.
  21. Pars v Livi

    Absolutely. I'm not convinced we're *that* much better than last season, where we did well to end up 5th. 3rd/4th this year would be great. We'd have an outside chance at promotion, get one or two bumped crowds into EEP for the play-offs. Of course, 5th or worse would definitely lead to questions about AJ's future but let's not start panicking over one bad result.
  22. Can't handle the truth. Sad! #FakeNews
  23. We could have won 6-0 or lost 6-0. I still wouldn't have been on P&B much over the past two weeks. Heartening to see my absence was noticed though x
  24. Pars v Livi

    I want to make clear that I do agree with a lot of the complaints. AJ doesn't have a plan B, we have very poor depth in midfield and can be ropey at the back etc. These are all problems everyone knew about before the season started though. It's not a sudden development. We'll win a few games and we'll be outplayed in others. We're not great but it's not a great quality league so we still have a very good chance of a top four place.
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