Poet of the Macabre

Over 100 more than Falkirk brought to our title party in 2011.

Calderwood took us to 4th and a Scottish Cup Final, so he probably beats both Leish + Paton tbh. I'm obviously joking.

I don't know why I'm excited about potentially getting in the play-offs. There's fucking no chance we beat United over two legs.

I think the only way you'd ever get an 18-team league to work would be if the TV companies paid clubs enough for them to be ok with the loss of a couple of home games. Seeing as they'd be losing a couple of OF games, I don't think that's very likely.

^^^ not worried at all

Mount Rushmore of Pars legends? Paton, Leish, ?, ?

Uh, no it didn't. If anything, the drop in prize money and away crowds made things harder.

The mighty, mighty Dunfermline Athletic are a massive club tbf, so we're always ready for top flight football.

The remarkable turnaround was last season when you looked destined for 9th at best. There won't have been many people that didn't fancy St Mirren to be top four this season, though.

They drew a hell of a lot though and made life a lot harder for themselves than it needed to be. Nobody was very impressive last season. Falkirk and Dundee United finished 2nd and 3rd and neither set of fans would class last year as very good.

So you want to go down because you're not competitive in the Championship, so you can hopefully win League One and be back in the Championship? That's absolute lunacy.

Hibs weren't especially impressive last season and could finish 2nd in the Premiership. Basically, it doesn't fucking matter.

I think all Dunfermline fans should be cheering on Morton to get a win at St Mirren. If we lose on Saturday, then we need them to have something to play for on the final day.

Travesty that he's remembered by some for that day. He was superb during the season and we'd most likely have already been relegated had it not been for him.

Fucking hell guys, the last few pages of this thread are bleak. I think the Dumbarton story over the past few seasons has been terrific and it's genuinely disheartening to see there's seemingly going to be no long-term benefit to the club.