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Imagine Gadzhalov went on loan and scored a goal that kept the dabs down. Again.

They do indeed.

Here you go, as if you couldn't be any happier with your season... (link)

It's not just Celtic fans who hate rangers from birth, it's every non-rangers fan who hates Rangers from birth. PRobably something to do with the way your club, and it's supporters, conduct themselves.

Billy Joel has denied responsibility.

Its time to get the band back together.

One that's now infuriating me actually: Resealable packets with the 'cut along here' line where if you cut along exactly the line, it's not enough to get to the white resealable part. Cut too low and you f*** it all together.

It would seem my assessment of Rangers as “fucking tramps” is holding up pretty well here.

As has been mentioned many times before HD is a class above this division and the confidence he inspires helps everyone else to concentrate on their primary roles.

They weren’t sure it was a heart attack for the first few minutes. Natchos attempts at clutching his chest were misconstrued as congenial badge kissing.

40 quid for non Trust members so all the more reason to drap an extra fiver and become a Trust member for the season.

Of all the shite ever written on P&B, this is definitely up there

Just got back from visiting my sister in New York where I met her cat, Taco, for the first time. I've posted a few of her pics on here before. Taco was rescued from the street as a kitten and was in a pretty bad way, with only a few teeth and wonky back legs. She runs about like a normal kitten now though and is a great wee personality.

The Searchers - Sweets For My Sweet

Faces - Sweet Lady Mary

Mary Black - The Rose Of Allendale

He's obviously had to pick between Hibs and Hearts, which is like picking between Liverpool and Burton Albion. Welcome Jamie.

If Coyle had any sense he'd tweak his 4-3-3 to a 4-2-3-1, put Draper and Tansey together, Eagles off a new powerful striker and put some pace on the wing. Bish bash bosh. Except he'll continue to use Draper further up, isolate Tansey and Eagles will continue to casually concede a flank.

They should just move to Alloa or Airdrie.

The Easybeats - Who’ll Be The One

Don't worry about it, she probably sent it to you by mistake.

The Who - Teenage Wasteland (Baba O'Riley)

Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues

Yes, unlike Dave King

Son House - Death Letter Blues

Moody Blues - House Of Four Doors (RIP Ray Thomas)

Really wish him well and hope he makes a speedy recovery. No really f**k him wee badge kissing p***k hope it’s Dr Shipman looking after him.

I’ll take another vowel, please Rachel

Are you serious or just extremely thick? Falkirk - a side with an average of what, over 4000 at home(?) are scrapping it out with a side who are part-time and have a quarter of your fanbase and probably less than that of a budget. And you've the brassneck to come on here gloating? [emoji38] Your side has been the laughing stock of the division this season m8, you're the last side who should be gloating about anything. Maybe slowly crawl back under your rock and come out when your side aren't underachieving? The fact you're actually trying to get a rise from the Dumbarton fans is as hilarious as it is embarassing.

Don't forget Stokes. He bowls like McGrath and bats like Bradman and England would have won 5-0 if he'd been there.

Ozymandias. The finest episode of television ever made. Utterly outstanding in every respect.

We need to look after our own results. Do that and the teams chasing us will find it very difficult to keep up as they take points from each other. If (IF IF IF) we win on Saturday, then if United bounce back with a win v Dunfermline on Saturday we stay 6 points ahead of United and go a pretty huge 16 ahead of Dunfermline. If DAFC beat DUFC then we go 9 points clear at the top. We're in a brilliant position. Let's focus on our job, and it'll get better every week.

Hope you have one next ya auld toby.

Eddie & The Hot Rods - Teenage Depression

I stabbed myself in the hand last night after I arrived home drunk and tried to separate frozen black puddings apart.

Texas - Summer Son

Dusty Springfield - Son Of A Preacher Man

If Dunty doesn’t turn out to be a PR man in the pay of Stuart Milne I’ll be surprised, not shocked but surprised

Johnny Hallyday - House Of The Rising Sun

Hi folks, Boh here, using Gaz's account. What have I missed?

Now THAT'S scary.

Rangers “credit rating” is this some sort of a wind up?

Utter moron

Amboy Dukes - I Feel Free

I would be happy to see the UK ditch Northern Ireland.

=41. Alan Main. - 19 points, It's about time I got back to this list after a fairly hectic Christmas period and what better way to start off with one of the most detestable figures in football, well, if you're a Dundee or St Mirren fan that is. Regularly accused of being a cheat by St Mirren fans for allegedly throwing a game, but it is more his sheer hatred for all things Dundee that I know and love Main for. Best moment? Undoubtedly has to be his aeroplane celebration to the half way line, followed by a knee slide right in front of the Dundee fans, after St Johnstone equalised in the dying embers of a game against Dundee, only for Dundee to go up the pitch and score again. This led to Alan Main knocking out the windows/putting a hole in a door at Dens.(The memory is hazy and I can't find a link). Here's some other classic Main moments: Link.

Went to the sperm clinic earlier. The lady asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said 'I'm good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete in a tournament just yet'