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Wee selection box for you all with Christmas approaching.

The fifth worst poster in P&B history, with 45 points: A defining characteristic of the top five is the sheer volume of things you've said about every entrant. "An utter tragedy of a man who is too thick to even understand how fucking ridiculous he comes across. I bet his wife fucking hates him." I'm not sure how much genuine disgust can be had for this poster. "almost certainly sits in the corner masturbating whilst watching waffenthinmint skinning alive hitchhikers and prostitutes, and playing the sims." I think he's a bit thick. "Genuinely seems on the edge of a breakdown and isn't the smartest. Has shown many times he's a misogynist and homophobe, then attempts to cover it up with utter drivel. A weird throwback to "lads" from the mid nineties." I don't think he realises it, and that quote sums up why. He's shared his wacky japes with us in the past, I'm sure Fransesc Fabregas will appear with his story that he wheels out on a regular basis, Ultimately he seems the product of a reprehensible environment who is the way he is because he wanted to fit in rather than out of any genuine malice. "cringe" On the other hand... "I'd be seriously surprised if the mother of his child isn't buried under his hot-tub." Did you know he's married? "A gay-hating, woman-hating, self-hating simpleton living out his embarrassing mid-life crisis in every one of his posts." He goes on about his wife more regularly than that green jean wearing midlife crisis does fried mushrooms and Moray Cup. Just let that sink in. "Just a very odd guy quite frankly. Think his views are pretty clear and he's trying way too hard to backtrack on them now." Now this persistent posting about being in a heterosexual marriage to his wife, it's not a cover for anything is it? "possibly should be higher up considering his skin scraping posting style but remembered him last." He's never said anything strange or alarming about the LGBT community, has he? "He will crack and kill again." Or has he done that constantly? "just a holocaust of a human being" People who do that aren't trying to hide anything, are they? He hasn't repeatedly tried to get away from such scandals by changing his username, has he? The people want answers, @Johnny Däpp (Gunther), and the people have spoken. Oh I just remembered that WE ARE CLYDE - FU CK THEM ALL signature he had. What a riddy.

Getting a player out the club (temporarily) and weakening a rival at the same time ... shrewd

Ach get yourself there and make a weekend of it. When else are you going to have a competitive "foreign" semi final? We had over 400 there on Sunday and they had a great day / weekend. Just disappointing we couldn't actually get the result. It's a weird setup down there and it is effectively a sports centre. There was a band playing in the bar and a children's birthday party on in the soft play area before we played them! No Boardroom. Hospitality guests walk out on to a balcony to stand up and watch the game. Couple of small stands both at the same corner of the park and the rest is flat standing. It's a 3G pitch. Very hospitable people though. They'll make you welcome. Football wise I'd make TNS narrow favourites but there's no reason Dumbarton can't win. You've conquered bigger challenges. They knock the ball about well and have decent pace from overlapping full backs out wide in particular. Their keeper is really good too. A little bit toothless up front. Your biggest problem will probably be finding much footage of them. The League of Wales isn't filmed and they don't film their own games. There will be footage of our game and the previous ties with Elgin and Livingston available but that's probably about it. They'll be able to get a lot more on you which gives them a slight edge in that department. They started like a train against us, probably at least partly helped by having more idea than us about what they were facing. Took us 20 minutes to get to grips with it and make a couple of tactical changes to address it and we were maybe lucky not to be behind in the first 20 mins. Thereafter I thought we edged the game over 90 minutes and certainly battered them in extra time. Couldn't get the ball in the net though with Dobbie and McFadden both missing great chances and Rooney having one headed off the line. Also denied what looked a lot like it should have been a penalty near the end of extra time. Good luck. I will have my #Sonhamers hat on.

Hopefully fat boy. I'l be here to remind you that you rejoice in child abuse. Smelly *** c**t

Posts like that are the very reason he's in the top 5. Absolute cringe

Indyref2.

Yes. 2012 Stirlingshire Cup. The party went on for days.

GD wouldn't catch alight as his clothes are sodden with pish.

http://dundeefc.co.uk/news/danny-leaves-club/ Danny Williams leaves the club. It's begun lads

I can genuinely say, without a hint of exaggeration, that this is one of the greatest days of my life.

Bennett you're a fucking c**t. I'm not even getting creative today, you're just a c**t.

Main argument. Young and Boyd stating crowds were up since Normal service resumed in Top League Stewart rightly stating crowds went up when Newco started in bottom league. Young and Boyd changed their argument to say they meant aggregated crowds Stewart then rightly stating that proves nothing of the health of our game. You have to look at individual clubs average gate. M Even when figures were produced Boyd still not having it. Stewart was excellent, stating every single thing us diddies were shouting at radio for the full programme.

I hadn't encountered Gunther till tonight. I quite enjoyed the collection of posts highlighted, after I added in the voice of David Brent.

Incredible String Band - Waltz Of The New Moon

They won't be able to get it because they have the Old Firm mindset which, as we all know, involves the whole world revolving around the bigot brothers as they are absolutely all that matters. Trying to introduce the real world to them is impossible mainly because it doesn't exist to them. See also SFA, SPFL and Scottish media in general.

Aye, but apart from those 4, plus Muirhead which makes 5, he's definitely our best central defender. #mongooseonfire the now like.

Anyone not from Scotland's largest and greatest city is a teuchter.

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Midnight Man

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

The Beach Boys - Sloop John B

Always liked the house next to the dean bridge.

Here in Aberdeen it’s probably Ardoe House where we got married, which is now a beautiful hotel, and a lovely building. At home in Golspie it’s unquestionably Dunrobin Castle though, genuinely one of the most beautiful buildings in the country, especially from the gardens / beach on a sunny day when you can see the Ben behind it. Spectacular.

Templeton on the Green.

You live in constant fear of your Mrs leaving you. The "I'M SO HAPPY, MY WIFE IS AMAZING" is fooling no-one, least of all yourself. You marty feldman eyed c**t.

Be Bop Deluxe - Crying To The Sky

Alex Rae and Kris Boyd are thunderous cretins.

They don't want to get it. They want to continue to push the propaganda

At Centre half I would have McGhee, Grant, Balatoni and even Watson before Gasparotto.

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Gordon Giltrap - Under This Blue Sky

I just wonder if we can afford the fee we'll be due Morton. #toplollage

Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown

The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset

Excuse my ignorance but who or what is Danny Williams?

My thoughts are with all the Falkirk fans at this tough time.

Nothing wrong with some Butterfly chicken and a fat arse.

Fucking hell.

This of course is the same James Dyson who moved the production of his vacuum cleaners to Malaysia from the UK with the loss of 800 jobs. A real man of the British people

Ricky Nelson - Fools Rush In

Where did I get that @cal234ey had picked Switzerland from? Even if he wanted to, he can't because he had already picked them in an earlier round. He actually picked Peru. So Peru win in ninety minutes against New Zealand and Cal is the Champion... otherwise we carry on to Russia. Apologies. If you thought it was embarrassing when Rod Stewart did the Scottish Cup draw...

Sandie Shaw - There's Always Something There To Remind Me

In Dundee I like the Caird Hall.

Erratic. Mind you when the shit was hitting the fan in his first and last seasons he had the balls & the nous to change formation/tactics and drop players like Grainger & Harkins till he hit a successful formation - on both occasions shitfesting our way to safety something I wish his successors had been able to do. Took us to our highest league finish in a generation and we played some nice football at times especially in the first "quarter" of his second season (2011/12) but for the bulk of the time his sides were about as exciting as Gus MacPherson's. Mind you he's a legend for the 2013 League Cup campaign with the 3-2 s/f win over Celtic being another highspot in terms of performance. After 4 seasons opinion was sharply divided about whether he should get a new contract but just about all Saints fans agree the way he was "let go" was shabby. ********* Wish him & Clyde all the best unless we meet in the Scottish Cup!

His lack of geographical knowledge actually makes sense when you consider that he told you he was in London, but in actual fact, was in your imagination.