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ImRodger's whole schtick suddenly becomes absolutely hilarious when you picture the boy in that photo being responsible for it.

In 16th place with 17 points and 2 first place votes is, I believe, the only poster to have actively tried to place highly on this list. It comes naturally for people like 8mile, you see. Sadly we only have one testimonial, but what it lacks in descriptive power it makes up for in conciseness and accuracy: "thick minter c**t" Yes, if there's one thing P&B can bring out in its users it's a wholly misplaced sense of grandeur and relevance. The sort of roaster who thinks any attention is good attention is the reason threads like this are so endearing regardless of what pensioners who offer square goes to other posters will tell you and today in Lanarkshire we have one of the oddest characters going. Let's see if any of these facts clue you in: "Athiest" Standard. "Category 5 Referee for the Scottish Football Association." Oh dear. "Like dark humour like that of South Park and Rick and Morty." To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid "Hamilton Accies and Birmingham City supporter" DING DING DING DING Yes, in 16th place we have none other than everyone's favourite Tory voting Hamilton dwelling shite quiff sporting boyfriend of Brogan, @Im_Rodger. Fair play to the boy, with so much going against him he fair manages to rile people up, although the more you learn about him the more your disgust turns to pity. Much like Glen Minter's earlier placing there's no doubt that Rodger acts out to cover up some deep degree of inadequacy in his own life. Being a Tory voting Hamilton fan would have anyone needing to lash out. Then again, being the sort of person who poses for photos with a can of Strongbow Dark Fruits is beyond any sort of explanation: I'd thought Rodger was largely ignored by anyone with any sense but apparently his trolling has its audience. At least now he knows nobody respects him or anything he says. Completely devoid of any redeeming features, Rodger will actually be disappointed with his placing. And he'll mean it too.

The Tony thread was one of the funniest threads I've ever read on here. The Simpsons memes that came out of it were sensational. Although there was an underlying sense of fear in that thread as it became clear that 8mile had utterly lost the plot and started stalking posters. Also, Monkey Tennis being on the list is definitely a good thing. A guy who said that he didn't celebrate a 97th minute winner because of who the opposition were must be a contender for the dullest man on the planet.

Mate, you ‘invent’ stories of scooping shite out of you own anus and lobbing it at your friends, you attack homeless women in front of your children, you secretly photograph young boys in fast food restaurants, you invent text conversations with an imaginary friend in attempt to get one over other forum members, you stalk social media accounts of strangers. Pipe down you utter psycho.

You provide bad humour.

I'd like to thank JLD for PMing me his apologies for his overall performance in this thread. You are excused.

Speaking of Hitler, this is my cat Diego, he has recently been filmed eating with badgers and was decking the neighbours cats till he got his ba's aff last week.

You see, watching Hamilton is a lot like making love to a beautiful lady..

When I realised I'd made a completely baseless and nonsensical jibe at another poster, I definitely wouldn't have banked on that poster looking like an even bigger tadger about the whole thing within 2 pages.

If you are lucky then DFS might have a sale on!

Am I the only one on here that doesn't get upset/offended by 8mile?

It's only October but this team is easily one of the most likeable Motherwell sides in years. McCall's 2011-13 team were definitely better footballers man for man- with a couple of exceptions- but were sadly also a bunch of shitebags. Robinson's attitude, tactics and demeanour have so far been a perfect fit for a club like Motherwell. A stark contrast to McCall, a pretty likeable guy generally as well as statistically our best post-war manager, that even after bodying Celtic three times is still remembered for his fucking embarrassing attitude towards the OF.

Fucking hell. I was half joking earlier but I genuinely think folk need to start laying off 8mile here. He’s seriously on the edge of either a massive meltdown or sneaking out of house to secretly photograph young boys in a fast food restaurants again.

Mental how the clock falling back an hour makes both the mornings and nights darker.

It's almost as if this is the first time John Lambies Yer Da has ever had access to the internet. It is not going well.

Had a deek back and the post that I was thinking of was from heedtheba but I genuinely read it as from JLD. Normally in this kind of situation, I am not above putting my hand up and apologising for an extremely rare moment of less-than-top-class posting from myself. In this instance, I think the sheer yer da'ness of the content and the fact that it was a post in this thread, means I was not unreasonable to attribute these words to JLD. If you're man enough JLD, I will accept an apology on this thread or by PM for any damage caused to my good name.

Not as bad as making up stories about taking shite, flinging it at folk and actually thinking it'd be funny rather than being utterly disgusting. Or thinking that a story about abusing folk on the streets would be seen as anything other than abhorrent. Or just generally being a junior thicko who needs a bigger team to justify their existence by making up these stories.

Thought that was utter shite if im honest

Multi-quoting one person and looking for help from ‘other’ is definitely not bothered though. Look, I’m sorry I called you stumpy and didn’t consider your feelings but it’s done now. I will try not to be so short with you again.

Mind when Ben Williams tried bursting a balloon just after wee Carrick scored in the relegation party game, only to miss and have the c**t ripped out of him by all of Section N.

Incredible String Band - This Moment

Mind Murray wasting just enough time celebrating in front of the Wheatfield to allow wee Graham Weir to score two late goals - fucking scenes!

I still find it staggering that Sergeant Wilson didn't receive any votes.

So your exclusive wine is available at Asda? What are you drinking today? A very nice Hardys Chardonnay you brought all the way back from Australia?

That's some effort for breakfast.

John Lambies Doos taking a controversial anti-cancer stance.

Mind when you pm'd me to lay off grimbo, then asked if you could follow me on twitter and it all kicked off? Go and f**k yourself.

C***s who drive at 45 on 60 mph roads then continue to drive at 45 when they hit a 30

Dr. Hook - Sylvia's Mother

Lads, y'know;

Marcus Hook Roll Band - Cry For Me

Is that similar to TFI - Friday?

Rory Gallagher - Ain't Too Good

By any chance are you too young to remember Freddie Daquin, Carlo Monti, or Davide Grassi?

My favourite little miracle grandson, Jack is almost 1.

S;pirit - I Got A Line On You

Hughes really did galvanize the team. To a man they hated that fucker

Shame, that. While I would normally wish nothing but good things toward former players/employees, the way McKinnon went about his departure from us left a bitter taste and I'm not unhappy about his punting from United. On the flip side, I hope Laurie has come out of this unscathed. A true Rovers man.

All these posters who don’t care about the thread seem to be back again.