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6 followed by a 7 to start my defence of the title, but couldn't care less. Been told I can go home on Wednesday after over six months in hospital. Tonight I'm a happy man.

"Footie."

I don’t mind yer hipster beers, it’s something a bit different and you gets some quality types. I just hate the c***s who think they are above Tennents. They think they are too good for a pint of vitamin T, they turn there nose up at it because they only drink IPA’s and Premium lagers. These guys can get to f**k. You go into a busy bar to get the round in - yer getting a Tennents. Aw c***s getting a Tennents and that will be that.

Grrrr woof woof grrr!

Aye but enough about your Grindr date.

Nemsadze easily in my lifetime but it'd be someone from our league winning side or European semifinal days.

People who type in 'Scoatish'

Reminds me of that famous Sheffield Wednesday banner hung from a flyover aimed at travelling Sheffield United fans: "Older, bigger, better since [1893]. f**k off Utd - this city is ours".

I'm surprised you turned up in time to witness it.

I've got to be honest, my patience with Jim Goodwin is wearing thin. Losing the likes of Spence and Kirkpatrick to bigger clubs is completely understandable, but his replacement signings have been a real let down. On top of this there's the situation with Adam Martin, who has probably been our most dynamic impact player of this season. However he's been stubbornly and repeatedly placed beneath the ineffective Alan Cook in the pecking order; that to me is Goodwin's own ego coming before the good of the team. I've generally liked Goodwin as a player for us - his performance at Celtic Park last season, for the first hour at least, was brilliant - but as a manager he just irritates me.

Not this fud again. Its worrying that he is in a position of power what with being so mentally unhinged. He probably spends his day beating stray dogs to death with his truncheon and masterbating over pictures of murder victims.

He’s the angriest fake policeman I know tbh.

Given that you are a lying shitebag I take confidence from this statement.

Taps Aff at 4pm though!

Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom >>>>>> Peppa Pig

^^^ 100% this. That's largely been my takeaway from the season thus far. Robinson's got a clear idea of how he wants his team to set up and has brought in players who have the specific attributes he's after. Rather than us just signing players and working out what to do with them once they're in the door it looks like we already knew what we were getting and how they'd fit in when we signed them. I'd add that in a sense he's totally lucked out with Campbell as he's a perfect fit for Robinson's style of play. I doubt we'd be able to afford an equivalent to him tbh.

Fat camp.

As someone who only got into the NFL in the last 10 years or so Cadle was the face of the coverage and I found him really likeable and watchable. Did it with a bit of humour as well which made the more predictable games enjoyable. Rest in peace.

Peppa is a little shite.

Incredible String Band - When The Music Starts To Play

Hope it razes Hampden to the ground, then they'd have to rebuild it.

Aye, it’s the police you phone for a body. This morning an ambulance would have been the call. Hopefully you’re neighbours funeral arrangements aren’t too much of an inconvenience for you

No matter how bad a thread is, it can always get worse.

This goes back to the days of the PS1 and more importantly days when I could rent games from the video store (GT Videos). I had manged to rent a copy of Metal Gear Solid for the weekend, it had been in for about a month but was always ‘rented’ when I went in on the Friday’s after school. However this Friday it was available, so signed out a copy and rushed home in anticipation to play this game I had heard so much good things about. The next day I’m playing the game early in the morning and get to the bit where you need to contact Meryl, you are told that her Codec code is on the back of the cd case. Now at this point in the game you have a cd case in your inventory so I spend an ungodly amount of hours searching for a way to find the code, I mean the game tells me it’s on the back of the case so why can’t I get snake to check the back of this GOD DAMN CASE. I think that maybe there’s another case so I’m searching every desk in the tank hanger part mashing the X button using the tried and tested adventure method of checking everywhere but nothing. It’s now the afternoon and I’m defeated, I trudge downstairs and sulk in the kitchen while making a sandwich when my Dad walks in and asks what’s up. I explain that I’m stuck at a part and while my father is not a gamer he knew a bit about the game from his work. So as I was explaining how I couldn’t find the code on the case a small…..almost evil now that I look back on it….smile develop. I stop in mid rant as I notice he knew something that I didn’t DAD: The code is on the back of the case ME: I know that but I can’t find the sodding code at all DAD: The physical case. ME: …………? DAD (getting smugger now): The actual case which would be in the shop. ME: ………..? (I’m not the sharpest tool in the box) DAD: Go back to the store and check the box. ME: b*****dING FUCKING ARSEHOLE b*****dS!!!!! Looking back this was the first time I swore in front of my father and he was taken aback by the ferocity of the language I used, mainly he was laughing so hard at me he couldn’t tell me off as I rushed out the garage, jumped on the bike and off to the rental store as fast as possible. I run into the store, grabbed the case and then rushed to the counter and asked/demanded a bit of paper and a pen. Wayne who is behind the desk just looks at me and slowly grins as he hands me the items, saying it also took him a couple of hours to figure it out (THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU PUT THE CODE ON THE BACK OF THE RENTAL CASE YOU FAT USELESS w****r). I mutter something along the lines of “clever game” and then cycle faster than Chris ‘thunder thighs’ Hoy back, straight past the old man who was wiping the tears away as he was explaining everything to my very confused mother and back into my room to finally get pass this early stage. When I returned the game, I had left the code on a slip of paper on the back of the case, whether it remained there I don’t know but felt I had to do something.

Brownsville Station - Smokin' In The Boys Room

Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA

Carson - Great goalie. at one point on Saturday I turned to mention how I could hear him screamin at his defence only to find out my mate and his da were also talking about it. Hartley - Exactly what we needed, no not a goalie scoring machine. A center half with a level head to talk Dunne and Kipre through their games. He's also good at defending Midfield - Our options are unreal compared to what we are used to. I really like Rose. You've got Alan Campbell, need I say more & I think that although Carl McHugh hasn't had the season we expected, I think he's the linchpin in that midfield. Take him out, we may suffer. The options on our bench are also great. Bowman - I think Bowman is key to our attack. We all know what Moult can do but when Bowman plays well, our forward line plays well. I'll ignore his Miss from yesterday. Robbo - Hands up. I was unsure even after he kept us up. He's stamped an identity on the team, got a lot of his business early in the transfer window and gave us a plan on how to play. It seems we actually have tactical training now as well as the technical side of things. Rather than just squeezing 11 guys into a 442/451 we seemed to do under McGhee. Keep it up Motherwell.

Dave Edmunds - Born To Be With You

Billy Preston & Syreeta Wright - With You I’m Born Again

Santana - Eternal Caravan Of Reincarnation

I’m loving Dundee FC. What a club. Thank you.

More of a 'my team' thing than generational with you though.

I was sexually harassed by a transgender, gay, black woman. She chased me all round the office in her wheelchair.

Being busy with funeral stuff etc gets you through it. Plenty of threads on here where you can get a bit of help/support/pisstaking as required if you have any down moments once things quieten down. Lost my old man when I was about 20 and my sister more recently and you'll find lots of folk on here who will have gone through similar emotions. Your dad is physically gone but you'll always have the memories. Folk don't vanish from your life when they die as you've all the memories things you'll have picked up from your dad. No escaping the fact it's shite to lose someone but time is a great healer.

Weak from all the blood loss, the poor old boy has just managed to hit the panic button for the alarm, knowing that the nice guy across the landing will hear it and phone the po po.

I know he wears capes and flouncy shoes, but there's no need to call him that.

Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy

Condolences Tynieness. Post about it as much as you want, it's (mostly) good people on here.

Gary Puckett And The Union Gap - Woman Woman

Strawbs - Part Of The Union

Groundhogs - Split Part Two

Facts made up thread for this pish.

Split Enz - Six Months In A Leaky Boat

Caravan - Golf Girl

Well over 100. Still not a single warning point. #perthshire

I have missed a lot of games this season due to work commitments so not in a great place to comment on comparison with the guys that go every week. However for what it's worth my comment and points are as follows - 1. We have lost great players to full time clubs however they players we have should have amassed more that 8 points for the first quarter. 2. The players the manager has signed have really not been to the standard required at this level. Signing players from relegated clubs is never a great move. 3. We have disposed of class players for alloa such as marr and particularly Holmes and their steading influence is badly missed. 4. I saw the team in pre-season against arbroath and was convinced that we would struggle to escape the relegation play offs when I seen the standard we had recruited. The onus was always going to be on the existing core of Cawley, flannigan, Graham taggart etc who are undoubted class at this level. It's proven too tough an ask for them and drastic surgery is required quickly. Hope things improve but really I don't see light at the end of the tunnel. I fear a cowdenbeath situation emerging. Forfar have secured a decent manager and I really don't see two weaker team's in this division than us. We should have been promoted last season and it may be that we are suffering an almighty hangover from this .

The best time to tell people how to deal with grief is immediately after one of their parents dies, of course.

You are a fucking moron.