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21st wid. 20th wid. 19th wid. 18th wid. 15th - not sure.

Had I voted then the deeply cretinous Perthshirebell would have come top. His keeps coming back under different aliases and plays a really boring character that starts threads that are so mundane as to apparently be amusing. Instead they're just mundane and his tiresome act is just that. He's a sad f**k and needs to f**k off. My ignore list now runs to 3 pages, but at least 1 of those pages must be his aliases.

Still too many daft errors, but the good is so good. When we get our full team out, and get it right...

He's clearly a bit of a simpleton that one. Never been a fan of the old mum, sisters and daughter thing but if he said that to my face I'd kick the shit out of him.

JJ Cale - After Midnight

I think he's widowed. If you can be widowed after killing and flaying your spouse, to wear her skin as a woman suit.

Mr Saxobeat made the playlist. Superb

Talking Heads - And She Was

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

I’m sure you’ll be good parents to wee Damien.

Ray Davies - Americana

Sorry to disappoint the masses but we might actually look at people never to have played for us before

Using the 'space' behind the doors for putting stuff like bags or shoes. Doors only open 1/3 or 1/2 way in our house. It's rage inducing when your carrying something.

Apart from United, who are clearly DOON. Thank you.

Glasgow Embra The Italians The Saffas Connacht Scarlets Blues Ospreys Dragons Leinster Ulster Munster

Getting used to build the chimney of the cremmy

For any Saintees looking in, it looks like Steve Brown tipped them off about the cremmy and lounge after talks with John Nelms. Nelms asked him why St Johnstone managed to have a turnover of £5.3M compared to Dundee's £4.6M on crowd's half the size of ours and he explained about the Saintees hosting funerals earning them a small fortune with up to 8 different functions on the same day. The cremmy is going to be owned by Dark Blue Property Holdings and not the city council who I presumed would've been the owners. Thank you Steve, thank you.

Madonna - Justify My Love

Talk Talk - It's My Life

Maybe it's nothing to do with football and they all just think you're a dick?

I had a look at www.qzzr.com and they wanted banking details, so they can get tae fook. Here we go with the cup, FIRST HALF http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1709221038328373&pg SECOND HALF http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1709221103249042&pg Please PM answers by lunchtime on Sunday, and I have my lunch between twelve and one on a Sunday

That's a beautiful image.

The Stone Roses - Fools Gold

It's a member of the woodwind family. Like one of these, but smaller.

The Saints - All Fools Day

That tears it! I'm not having a Pars fan, an inbred, sub-human, sister shagging, Fifer b*****d, tell me to shut it. I'm setting up cameras around the house. Motion detectors, infrared, night vision, the whole Yvette Fielding bit. I'll show you. I'll show you all!

Man - Day And Night

Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman

The Doors - LA Woman

The Nat we've seen previously didn't go to the gym? My heart goes out to central midfielders across the league x

Ian Hunter - All American Alien Boy

(All out of greenies at the minute, but normal service will be resumed shortly) Stevie Ray Vaughan - Riviera Paradise

The Undertones - Forever Paradise

Aren't you a grown man in his 50's or 60's. What a sad case.

The Killers - All These Things That I've Done

It's clever because Morelos is Colombian and Colombia is associated with the production of cocaine.

Zing

You have one new message. Message one, sent... Thursday at... eleven...twenty... pm: ONE SECOND OF SWEET F*** ALL TIME WASTING SILENCE To return the call...press 1...

Amen Corner - If Paradise Is Half As Nice

The Herd : Paradise Lost

This mysteriously still hasn't happened...

Supermik is living under your bed.

You've heard about elf on a shelf but what about tedious c**t with a meme?

Couldn't even start it.

Answers on a postcard.. I have discovered what Storm St is.

After nine months of hassle, my dog will be ready to enter the EU at the end of the month. All going well we'll fly from Tirana to Amsterdam and then take the ferry to Newcastle. Today I got sent this photo of him patiently waiting for me.