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Just seen the photo's of the academy sides on David Youth's galleries and Cammy photographed as one of the coaches,What a great ambassador he is for our club especially at such a young age.Great pro and top guy well done Cammy.

I still don't think any of us will give a f**k.

I'd love to see Gary Harkins playing in a Dundee strip one more time but even that isn't enough to persuade me to give my money to MacKay.

Simon And Garfunkel : 59th St Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)

Kinks - Come Dancing

Cream : Dance The Night Away

David Bowie - Magic Dance (Power Of The Babe)

British Sea Power - Tugboat

Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms

Barclay James Harvest - Child Of The Universe

Cream - Born Under A Bad Sign

Hiya Nigel Farage, hiya pal

Steppenwolf : Born To Be Wild

"Theresa May 'driving from front' on Brexit after Boris Johnson row."

For anyone who likes numbers (and let's be honest, who doesn't?) here is a spreadsheet / graph of my 5K times since I came back from holiday in July weighing 14st 11lb. I now weigh 13st 3lb.

That's the problem with Scottish football. Guys like Drysdale move from club to club and will do anything they can to keep themselves in with the crowd. Guaranteed if he stays at Dundee he'll be involved at the SPFL or will get into the SFA within the 6 months. A great Rovers guy...who strangely enough hasn't been seen at the Rovers this season since his free entry was taken away. God help Dundee!

The Buggles : Video Killed The Radio Star

Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby

Getting daggers from the home owners.

To be fair we've been re-writing employment laws for a lot longer than that, just ask our erstwhile Managing Director, who somehow despite this managed to blag another job at Hibs.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Shadow Of A Doubt (A Complex Kid)

Mike Oldfield And Maggie Reilly : Moonlight Shadow

7 out of 10 for me. Just to mix things up a bit, I've decided to make today's league tables invisible. Exciting eh?

King Harvest - Dancin' In The Moonlight

Jesus. I'm out. You're a moron. And that's reasoned, evidence based criticism.

Sutherland Brothers Band : Sailing

The Isley Brothers : Harvest For The World

The Saints - Wild About You

We should commission Run the Jewels or Skepta to perform at Dundee United's funeral at our new crematorium. f**k all this Wagner shit, time to splash the cash. Imagine, the lights go out, with a single beam of orange light illuminating a Willo Flood-shaped coffin before it bursts into flames while the music starts: Welcome mothafuckas to the Derrrrrrrry Crem, Where the Dark Blues laugh at United's shem, So sit down, c***s, and have a fucking toke, As the Tangerine Disasta goes up in smoke. Thank you.

That days news story would end with 'he then turned the gun on himself'.

Craigen does well in the right position . He was in great form at the end of last season and this preseason but for some reason was overlooked by Houston mainly in favour of mckee whose been poor.

Julia Jacklin - Don't Let The Kids Win

Scott McDonald with a wee photobomb there.

The song suggests that Romelu Lukaku's legs are 24 inches long. Either they are vastly underestimating the length of his penis or his legs, body dysmorphia by proxy. Mainly it reminds me of this

Jonathan Page >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ben Gordon!!!

The Albion Band : Dancing Under The Rose

Seriously Ivo do you think that a football club promoting videos through their social media and website that are littered with swearing would be acceptable? Football is supposedly a family game.

'Hats' is an absolute masterpiece and if anyone wants to say otherwise I am willing to go as far as fisticuffs.

Au Contraire, Matthew.

Anniversary surely, you thick f**k.

The Supremes : You Keep Me Hanging On

Curtis Mayfield - Keep On Keeping On

And we're up!!! In typical EK fashion, a 5-2 drubbing was on the cards at 75 minutes but of course we couldn't have that could we? QUICK CONCEDE A COUPLE FOR THE CRAIC!! Who gives a shit, we're up, and that's all that matters!

Kincardine just clinked his glass on his computer screen reading these

European nights to internet fights Haha , I'm warming to the dayglos there highly amusing *Not warming at all

Grow a backbone you monumental fucking coward.