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Delighted with last night's win, biggest amount I've ever won.

Vaughan as a left wing back is right up there with the most batshit suggestions I've seen for a while.

Aye here

When you were appointed its idiot.

Tied with 4 points at 56th we have a similar range of posters. Here they are: @heedthebaa, @xbl, @Bigmouth Strikes Again, @Lambie's Pigeon Feed, @Cardinal Richelieu, @tree house tam, @Granny Danger, @LordHawHaw, @King Kebab, @Tartantony, @Dudu Dahan pal, @the_saints_are_coming, @Al666, @wunfellaff, @1320Lichtie, @Monster and @SlipperyP Here is an assortment of quotes about these posters in no particular order: "For thinking keeping a window open during hurricane Bawbag makes you interesting." "Never been sure how such a permaseething mess has been so liked." "can't even post a fucking letter for f**k sake never mind something decent on here." "Some folk like him because he's a weird creep who has a bunch of oddball porn saved on his computer. It's 2017 folks, you can find that via Google instead of relying on a reprobate East Fife fan. Also, he overuses exclamation marks all the time!!!!!" "SSB Phone in Celtic thicko" "The Hibs are sound but he's an absolute moron and was a dreadful poster." "a fully grown Manchild that shouldn't be allowed to use sharp implements unsupervised let alone reproduce. Had to be talked down from his homemade gallows after a pre christmas defeat to Dundee Utd." "regularly stank the forum out with his pish although not really surprising as he lived in a bin." Here we see a broad spectrum of P&B's history. The notorious xbl and his fondness for the "averagey looking cocktease" which surely ranks amongst the worst collection of words it's possible to write. Although he's before my time I'm somewhat certain he ate a lot of Wotsits, although I may be confusing PerthshireBell's posts with reality. More recently Slippery's tales of dog and dad slaughter rival throbber in the Walter Mitty stakes. I look forward to the abuse I get enjoyed with a cold beer and 30 degree heat in the sun zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz We see an assortment of Dundee-based grassing, with [REDACTED] being responsible for [REDACTED] after he [REDACTED] and got [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] banned, although as is so often the case with P&B, we can proudly say the people know the truth. I should also point out that Granny Danger should be much higher on this list, perhaps receiving a point for every time he's mentioned that he's old or that he owns his own business. If nothing else, an aged gentleman offering someone a square go over the internet deserves all the ridicule it gets. Biggie's conversation with his cat over the last pages is similar. And I bet Biggie will be raging he has the same amount of points as his favourite St. Johnstone poster. Into the world of Irishness now and it's hard surely to be one of the Hibs m9s and be voted here, our thoughts go out to the memory of HB75. AI666 is like a bot that's programmed to spurt out the most evil, right wing propaganda possible, despite some entrants to come on this list there have been few contributors to the political forum as consistently vile. 1320Lichtie would probably have won a lot more votes in the past, although defending noted racist Dave Whelan, supporting every team in the country at some point and the food he has the fucking nerve to snapchat people with can't go unmentioned. Tartantony is no doubt more known to some of the Rangers fans on here, so I await Kinky to pass comment after his latest round of Toilet Duck. While Wunfellaff is before my time too and I only know him through his morbid obsession with the Dead Pool threads, he lives in a bin and was last banned for mocking a (former P&B poster) Dundee United fan who killed himself. Genuinely awful stuff. My last comment goes to King Kebab, and in fact my last comment goes to Terry Pratchett. Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

All J_Stewart does is slag off Magee and 8Mile, while occasionally popping up with a "Weeper Dee" dad comment to boost his green dot count.

You just go about bitching about folk and talking about boxing to be fair

I was hoping a real Mod could confirm it, tbh.

I've got no desire to meet you either you stupid old c**t. Fucking meow.

I'm with you there, Lichtie. I have literally never seen him post anything other than snide remarks about other posters apart from one made up story about rescuing his brother from a doing or something. Deeply insecure IMO.

Someone on one of those Buy Swap Sell sites has listed flights and Accommodation in Orlando FL, for sale, as "they can't make it anymore". It's for next week. First comment was: 'unfortunately we are unable to go' absalotely fuk aw ti dae wae it now been Atlantis? you absalote chancer. No even punting them at a knocked down rate..... Pure Arsepiece.

Aw you poor wee lamb

My long weekend. I could be barred from the Stags and be in for a business lunch at the Darbar before Moonster arrives

Aaaaand boring saints twat right on cue.

*Continues to hide until we get good again*

No idea why he was banned, but hibeebounce was a dreadful poster. Couldn't believe he was a fully grown man with a child.

Yes. I can confirm that Bigmouth Strikes Again and Bigmouth Strikes Again do have the same IP address.

My slide down the leagues continues. I went through friday's quiz thinking 'I don't know many of these' hoped my guessometer would be on fire. Turns out it was broke, not just broke but monumentally fucked! A first...........

Away shagging. I'll be back tomorrow. Have my dinner out.

Where the f**k have you been for the last three days? Thank you.

You just press 'get in the sea', like what I did.

Christ knows how it has come to this point, but GD actually has a point. You've basically become a parody of yourself.

I was just resting my eyes honest.

That's needing tucked up pronto.

So hard to tell when you're joking or not to be honest. You got me bro xx

"Last month the notorious paedophile Sidney Cooke was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an eight-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake, and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said: ‘This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.’"

HB75 was a good poster, shouldn't have been banned.

@Stellaboz used to work in the Pars club shop many years ago (when it was still in the Kingsgate). Part of this involved printing names and numbers on to tops. One day he managed to print a name on the front of the top.

The Beatles : I've Just seen A Face

Small Faces - Afterglow Of Your Love

The way to stop these types of situations is simple. Do it wrong. They soon learn that to get anything done "properly" they need to do it themselves.

Fleetwood Mac - World Keeps Turning

On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind.

HibeesBounce, we will never forget you, m9. God bless.

This isn't child abuse, he genuinely wanted the top That's him starting to come to games on a Saturday now with me and his grandad, great to have the family tradition carry on

Consecutive posts. Amazing stuff.

No worries man + Yeah I'm hoping they're saving the 'colossus of Nou campy' for the public exhibition myself!

Roger Waters - The Tide Is Turning (After Live Aid)

Alloa require the stadium on that night, hence the change of venue for the game.

Most of them are just annoying and thoughtless. Personally, I want to know what sort of Hell world is being inhabited on Wed 19th July, when the "required" shopping items are Pot Noodles, Fruit Shoots and Capri Sun. That's a shopping basket Viz would have Tasha Slappa buying as a week's meals for her kids.

I was hoping it wasn't an update on your state of arousal.

Bee Gees - My World

True. Only some of them hated jews. Others hated blacks and others hated jews and blacks. It was a real mixed bag.

Nirvana : The Man Who Sold The World

Thank you.

Visited the United Forum to see what they thought of their season so far. Unpredictably they want rid of McKinnon. More surprising they want Hartley which is a decent enough shout, but most shockingly, there's a few clamouring for Duffy as if they think someone as Derry'd Oot His Nut as Duffy would even consider them. [emoji38]

Daily Mash: Tedious arse wrongly claiming fascism and communism are the same http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/tedious-arse-wrongly-claiming-fascism-and-communism-are-the-same-20170911135458