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I've gone for a 4-4-2. ............................GK - Bigot................................ RB - Bigot...CB - Bigot...CB - Bigot...LB - Bigot RM - Bigot...CM - Bigot...CM - Bigot...LM - Bigot ......................S - Bigot...S - Bigot........................

Applepine Guy Jaqueline (aka shite) The Big Hoose, Craig Whyte, Same old Alloa always cheating guy. Jay Beatty, Paul The Tim, Charles Green, Joey Barton. The AGM gazebo, Mr Custard.

Seamus Bennett Tedi Hellbhoy Vicky KBear Maghee MJC Romeo Deeman Solitaire

Said no one, ever.

What are you on about, Throbber? Loads of folk went. Everyone got on like a house on fir......

14mile has been banned twice and had to beg the mods to let hm come back, he makes Standfree look normal.

Any list that doesn't have 8mileBU, Grim O'Grady and Gunther in it should just be considered a non-compliant entry and ignored, tbh.

Just saw this. Credit were credit's due.

Definitely the vibe I'm getting.

As regards to earlier posts, I would just like to confirm that there will most definitely be an official Queens Centenary Book. This will be a complete re-write of my previous book from 2004 and 2008. It will also include a FULL statistical record of competitive fixtures, with dates, opponents, scores, scorers, attendances, teams and substitutes. There will be a limited hard back edition, with the publication date around December 2018. Further details will be available later.

He obviously thinks you're a c**t as well.

So buzzing off this, really well deserved to the both of them. I think (and hope) this will be the first of many this season.

They need to be met with fire and fury at levels of which the world has never seen before imo.

Started with a tenner on over 1.5 goals inplay on the Livingston match for £15, doubled it on over 0.5 first half in a Portuguese games, then back to the Livingston game. Under 0.5 extra time goals returned 66, and fired the whole lot on over 7.5 penalties converted. Returned £145.

Maaaaaaaaartin

You'll have to narrow it down a bit, we are all hard.

FFS. Do rules mean nothing on this forum, any more?

Is that their taxi driver in the photo?

Without a hint of irony either.

Sorry to hear that m8. Hopefully all works out well; except accies of course.

this should be sent to Gary F Locke, with the caption -get it right up you

ROTS is terrible and the story is pish. "Aye Anakin, to save your wife, who absolutely no one definitely knows is your wife, you have to murder a load of children. Your wife definitely won't ever find out and even if she did she'd absolutely be fine with you massacring loads of innocent children." "Oh cool Palpatine, I'll get right on it." "Anakin, is it true you killed a load of kids?" "I did it for you!" "Flowers probably would have been better than mutilated children's corpses." "Obi Wan, you turned her against me!" "Nah, pretty sure it was the lightsabering kids' faces off mate." "I'm sorry, but despite our incredibly advanced medicine, techniques and machinery, we don't know why Padme is dying. It's like she's dying of..erm..." "A broken heart?" "YES! That's it!" "Are you fucking kidding me?!!!" "Hey Obi Wan, instead of us taking the fight to the Emperor and stopping him imposing a horrendous dictatorship on the galaxy, I have more training for you. And by 'training' I mean fucking off and watching a child like a creepy uncle. I will just f**k off to a swamp and hide like a shitebag doing pretty much nothing." "That sounds like the best course of action Yoda. Let's get to it." "Aw, I'm all burst after a ludicrous move that allowed Obi Wan to cut my legs off, leaving me lying beside a river of lava on fire. But where's my wife Palpatine?". "Oh..erm..YOU killed her!" "What? NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ok, yes."

Grassing c**t.

Gazza was a true Rangers man. Jakey wife beating shitebag b*****d.

1. Bennett - utterly pointless poster. Adds nothing to a debate by continually playing the man and not the ball then runs away when challenged on anything. Lives in a run down B&B. 2. Wunfellaf - regularly stank the forum out with his pish although not really surprising as he lived in a bin. 3. Seamus - Celtic uber fan that has never attended Parkhead probably due to his belief that his downtrodden, oppressed hoops played out of Auschwitz. Claims to be an IT consultant when in reality he works on the bins. 4. DavieBhoy - Would find extenuating circumstances to defend Pol Pot for committing genocide on 3m Cambodians if he were a Celtic player. Even used pictures of dead Palestinian children in a match thread. (I remain convinced this is a Seamus alias so will change if confirmed) 5. Hibeesbounce75 - a fully grown Manchild that shouldn't be allowed to use sharp implements unsupervised let alone reproduce. Had to be talked down from his homemade gallows after a pre christmas defeat to Dundee Utd.

Portishead - Magic Doors

Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Tommy Burns Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k? Who gives a fu*k?

Know your audience. Anyway for what it's worth. GK - The Queen RB- Attila the *** CB- Martin McGuiness CB- Jim Traynor LB- General Pinochet RM - Robert Mugabe CM - Hitler CM - Kim Jong Un LM - El Hadji Diouf ST- The Pope ST - Pol Pot

What made this even worse (if it could ever get worse) was it came a week after beating TCFKAR 2-0 at Pittodrie We didn't win again until April 15th when we beat Celtic 2-0 at home That whole season was one of unremitting failure (it also included Skonto fucking Riga) and that team were gutless fuckers. The Rage in Aberdeen for those 9 months was the inspiration for 28 Days later

Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac : Black Magic Woman

Hiya Gerry McCann, hiya pal

See it. Say it. Sorted. f**k off.

Allman Brothers - Black Hearted Woman

Such misleading headlines from the BBC [emoji4]

I dont think you could sell a live stream service without commentary, certainly not at the same price other clubs, who do have it, charge. In terms of whats needed, even without commentary we'd need a laptop with software on it to process the video feed and possibly a new camera. With commentary, you can add mics and some kind of sound mixer to plug into the laptop. On top of that, as you say, some kind of platform to deliver the video and take payment - which dont come free by the way. No one teaches any relevant subjects in Dumfries. They do teach journalism and we've used three or four of their students to do the live updates in the past - luckily the current one is based locally and got a job locally when he graduated. And theres the crux of your problem. Finding three people to give up watching the match to broadcast games isnt easy. Wifi in the east stand is a non-starter at the moment. Everything comes into the main stand so would need wired round the pitch. Given that the internet connection at Palmerston is poor anyway its not actually relevant though! Other clubs have used 4G in the past, so thats what we would need to look into but without testing Ive no idea if it would be reliable enough or not. As I've said before, none of it is impossible but live streaming isnt going to happen anytime soon. I will, though, look into providing the full game as a delayed broadcast

Rolling Stones - She's A Rainbow

Lindisfarne - Lady Eleanor

Number one - Melanius Malarkey - A tedious poster who pebble dashes the forum with absolute drivel. Number two - Bennett - Thick as shit, ignorant and a completely pointless individual. Number three - Hellbhoy - An absolute roaster. Without Rangers FC he would most likely top himself. Number four - Supras - Made so many threads unreadable with his continual failure to accept that he could ever be wrong. Number five - Wisbit - An absolute weapon, always desperate for attention and that video of him playing FM in his jammies should have seen him sent to Carstairs.

One of the most dreadful things has just happened to me. I currently rent a room in a house share. My room has just become an en suite after the installation of a bathroom. Anyway, I was out last night and was absolutely hammered. It was a great night and I'm just off the back of what has been a fine week for myself - bagging munros, getting drunk and just having an all round dece time. Just been for a nap there and got up for a hungover jobby. This is the first time I've used the new toilet. I hit the flush. I'm still sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the pipe at the back of the toilet explodes. My left foot gets covered in liquid. My ultimate fears are realised when I turn the light on to see that my floor and foot have just been absolutely blitzed by shite. Piss and shite. I've just spent the last 1 hour cleaning up my floor. My room is humming wae shite. I was gagging as I had to brush in the nooks and crannies with a toilet brush.

I never watched Eddie Malone but every single player you've listed there did us a decent job IMO. At the start of Hartley's reign there was a period when Dyer was our most consistent player. I'd have Easton and Forsyth ahead of Holt, and I like Holt.

What are you on about? Nothing of the sort has been instilled in young women. There's no longer an expectation that they'll do the majority of the housework - and rightly so. Living with someone is not easy, and the key is finding a fair balance that suits everyone. If your gf is acting the way you're suggesting it's because she's a c**t. Not because of some right on feminist pish. Kick in the pie required - for the pair of you.

You're older than I thought

I understand how it works, I've been involved in our own 'chain' in a few positions, it would be easy to take from that 'report' that if Trump throws a wobbler or falls over deid or whatever it would grind to a halt or we'd be up to our spuds in nukes. While I wasn't high enough up the chain to say for sure, this process has been around since the 50's and its not a fly by night thing.and there are checks built in. I've spoke to people further up the chain and while it was all very vague it was reassuring. Saying that, they weren't near the top either. I think it boils down to how much trust you have as an individual in the whole nuke weapons thing, I don't think anyone thinks they're a good idea but its where we're at so it has to be managed. While I ain't exactly King Donald's biggest fan I can't see him going nuclear for shits and giggles either, although as you say, what's the point in having the shiny shiny if you can't play with it.......

This utter, utter cretin came very close to making the top 5 for the above post alone. Vomit inducing shite. Genuinely one of the worst things I've ever had the misfortune to read and without a doubt the angriest I've ever been at humanity.

I've never seen someone include the GK in a formation before. The old 1,4,4,2 doesn't have the same ring to it.