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So over the course of this window: - Brought in 17 players across both 1st/u20s squads. - Had 17 released/retired/returned to parent club. Including a player binned after ending up on the front page of The Sun taking a dunt of nitrous oxide with his bird. - Transferred 3, including a reported £400k for a player we got for nothing a year ago (more than Thistle reportedly got for Lindsay who had another 2 years on his deal and £100k less than Dundee apparently got for Stewart with equally a year left on his contract). - Dev loaned 5 players. - Extended McHugh and Kipré's contracts. - Brought in a shitload of cash, potentially £1m+ including a potential £750k from an initial investment of c.£30k on a player who's not even at the club. - Heneghan's reported fee is more than we saw from; Randolph, Hutchinson, Nicky Law, Murphy, Reynolds, Higdon, McCormack and Sutton (twice) combined. - Kept Moult and Cadden at the club (having rejected offers for both). - Brought the average age of the first team squad down to 24.1. We now only have 1 first team player over 30, last season we had 7. What a window lads, what a window. Fucking sensational work.

The Sligo game though.

Well done to Kerr waddell. Great prospect from all at Clyde FC[emoji106]

Get it right fucking up you, Alan.

Is she going to let you put your bollocks on before you go out?

I'm going to buy my very own Tennent's tea towel if this comes in.

Hope he rehabilitates him straight in to the sea, wee shitebag.

Long time no see ya wankstain. Funny timing you disappearing from this thread right after we papped you out the cup.

Fucking SCENES

Just heard the news. So fucking happy; won't ever have to see that fucking failure's face at Dens again. Eta: just ran downstairs screaming DERRERRY RUMBAAAAA, punched the fridge then cracked opened a bottle of red to celebrate. I'm off work tomorrow, so I'm going to enjoy the only good memory that c**t has given me. Thank you to Neil McCann, Jesus, Rab Shannon, or whoever made this happem. Thank you.

I don't like all this happiness. Bring back the good old days. Like when Mark McGhee gave our only full-back to Rangers in exchange for an injured centre-forward, to add to the 6 strikers we already had.

Nipple rash I think.

My logic being that England will score for fun, and Griffiths should be on free-kicks... Dele Alli and Leigh Griffiths to score from outside the box - £7 returns £2,205.

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but strangely,Abu Dhabi do.

Bread Milk Fags Frosty Jacks Jayden Chayse Khloe Toilet Roll Nappies. Good use of an arm that. Kids and shopping

I saw this as the 'last post' on the app and have to say I got the context wrong.

There we are, ladies and gentlemen; boycott this farce of a tournament and save the club money. Do the right thing.

Beast. I'll take the fucking ban. I don't care. It's worth it for that.

Haud the bus. I've been ripped by someone who eats cold toast, someone who's football club died, and someone who wears shitey loafers. Bloody hypocrites, the lot of you.

If we're being honest here I hadn't the slightest clue where Donald McCallum was now (or even that he'd been released by Dumbarton) prior to reading that query. I just went and looked it up on the SFA player database once the question was asked.

Wrong horn Campbelltown Pupils AFC currently apparently.

If you're only doing two miles a day, DO NOT GET A MODERN DIESEL. You'll find in a year or so you'll face a fucking huge bill as your DPF clogs up as it's never been regenerated. Most new petrols mpg isn't exactly far off diesels anyway.

Get this c**t banned again mods.

Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come On Eileen". Get to-ra-loo-ra f**k.

Have frogurt instead. It comes with your choice of topping

Linford Christie walks into a pub in Alabama, orders a pint of lager, racist landlord replies that he doesn't serve black people, but there is a pub 10 minutes down the road that serve his kind....Linford is disgusted and has an outburst "don't you know who I am, I'm Linford Christie, former Olympic 100m champion" "Ok, 5 minutes down the road then."

People who call tomato sauce red sauce ! Quims

Dusty Springfield : Son Of A Preacher Man

Keown, Storey, Spittal and Turnbull are particularly good signings imo. Lindsay's the only major loss.

Manic Street Preachers - Suicide Is Painless

We've won this transfer window lads.

Has Walker fucked off then? I'd check Sky Sports but it means seeing Jim Whyte's face.

I've decided we're winning the cup.

We'd crash out without any deal, which would have all sorts of disastrous consequences, many of which clearly had never occurred to the likes of Gove, Davis, Johnson et al. For one thing, it's possible that all flights leaving the UK for the EU would be grounded, as we'd be leaving the Open Skies agreement. When May promised to leave ECJ jurisdiction it hadn't occurred to anyone that this would mean leaving EURATOM, which would leave us unable to import fuel for our nuclear power stations or radio-isotopes for our hospitals' CT scanners. I'm not someone who thinks Brexit voters were all idiots. I've got a couple of friends who voted for Brexit who put forward reasonable arguments for doing so. But with each day that passes it becomes clearer that: a) The general public (and I include myself in this) had no real understanding of what the EU was even responsible for, and shouldn't have been given a vote on it in the first place. b) Our politicians are under qualified and under prepared to deal with the fallout. c) Theresa May's decision to activate Article 50 before we were ready, and then waste months of valuable preparing/negotiating time on a pointless general election which she didn't even win, will mark her down as one of the worst Prime Ministers in modern British history. Like Eden and Cameron before her, she'll be remembered as the person in charge when Britain picked up a shotgun, examined it carefully, and then blew our own f*cking nuts off.

6/10 for Friday to finish off a solid week.. might even be near the best weekly score of the non-educated tier 3 group.. if only there was some sort of list that displayed everyone's scores in order

Apparently the budget is still there for us to add players but Duffy has said we have enough central midfielders and didn't want him, despite Millar being willing sign. The idea that we don't need more options and that Chris Millar wouldn't considerably improve our team is baffling to me, considering that we've been using Gary fucking Harkins as a deep-lying playmaker and we're an injury to Andy Murdoch away from our only defensive midfielder being a 21 year old released by Celtic in the summer. Even if he was to only manage about 20 games over the course of the season due to fitness, he would still make a massive difference for us.

No, No, no.... Despite being adjacent to one another, there's a fundamental difference to the acceptance of Western culture in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Take the imported US television programmes for example, say, The Flintstones. It seems the people in Dubai don't get it, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

They've got a fucking cheek. Coming over here, renovating our derelict buildings at their own expense.

I love my club!

Children of the Forest decided the best way to stop Men killing them was to create an unkillable, immortal being who only cared about killing Men. Things got out of hand.

Take your "Just saying" and f**k off.

Equally shite at both.

Bully Wee Sevco

Declan John? Who gives a f**k what his name is. I'd sign Bible John if he could defend better than Lee Wallace.