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I can exclusively reveal that we are going to sign Glen Kamara yesterday.

FUCKHERRIGHTINTHEPUSSY.

He'll need a shiny new ringpiece if I ever see the c**t.

A first ever. Knew 6.

Get her pumped Joey! f**k you Adam. #teamcuddy

Weird way to spell Berbatov

On top of that, usually the dead gran/grandad weren't on Facebook when they were alive so it's unlikely they've set up an account in the afterlife. Eta: That's just given me a tremendous idea. Freak the attention seeking c***s out by registering an account with their grandparents' name and photo and 'like' their "I miss you xxx" post.

Deeman knows what he looks like we bumped into him at Dens a few years back......I couldn't tell you what he looked like even though I was there as the excessive use of weed when I was younger has made my memory worse than Michael Schumachers. Thank you

Liquidate yourself and come back as The Thomohawk.

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The TV stand community need to come out and condemn this kind of behaviour IMO.

This is a fair point. When I get home from work I've often spent a chunk of day in meetings having to talk to imbeciles. If I'm not in meetings I'm emailing imbeciles or having to talk to them on the phone. I have little desire to carry on this dynamic in the confines of my own home, so will exchange the minimum dialogue possible to maintain cordial relationships, and hope for quiet. She often works from home, however, and despite the fact that she'll often be on the phone to the office for a chunk of the day, a result of her isolation is that she has built up a burning desire to share inconsequential minutiae of the day with me. She gets annoyed when I make it clear that I'm not interested, or say "skip to the end", etc. She has also cottoned on to the fact that whenever I say "yes, that's fine", or "sure we can do that", what I actually mean is that the path of least resistance for me is simply not having to have a conversation about anything. She could probably get me to agree to almost anything, purely on the basis that I can't be bothered debating the dubious merits of whatever her latest "fun thing for the weekend" is.

Don't make me fetch Spock.

Baby paisleysaints born today 8lbs 12

Apologies to Sloop John B for nicking this, but: Nurse. Distance, a couple of miles. Round about the same age as me. Swipe right. I never get matches on this. It obviously isn't working.

Got a feeling this will be this years monti/tank/yordi.

I thought it was going to be Stevie May but he's signed for Aberdeen.

I'm still about 75% sure there is a "make them jealous" agenda behind the posts from Adam and Lisa on this thread. Just an observation.

In a way McSpreader is Brexit in the form of a P&B poster. A little bit racist, making an utter c**t of it with folk looking on cringing. Still carrying on despite all this as if nothing is wrong. Everyone pointing and laughing.

Remember when he bodied Cristiano Ronaldo last summer? That was pretty funny. Welcome back, Kári.

Your girlfriend does not approve.

Berts leg is the same colour as Kincardines face.

Return the cash @Deefiant. Thank you.

All this for someone we probably won't have heard of.

Or the end of Instagram?

Yip, grief junkies.

Three things; (1) Team looking good by all reports. Eagerly awaiting the GK and striker... (2) Loving that New away strip. (3) Flights booked for Hibs match on Aug 27th. Will be up early doors from Glasgow on the morn then game then out on the lash in Dunders. Thank you.

I'm in no way related to this Thommohawk wannabe

Latest Mars Rover pics in.

Here's a tip for you clowns. Write up all the stuff you are doing in the future on an appointments calendar and make your partner read it on a regular basis. If there is still a problem you can stand there wearing a cape and mortar board pointing at the thing with a fucking big stick showing them where they went wrong.

No his grans dog flea was sacked so Aberdeen had to wait until his budgies trill had arrived so they could try thrash out a deal.

That's not an easy draw. Imagine if you got Everton. f**k me sideways, I'll be going to that.

One of my favourite McShane memories, and one of his best performances for us. Under-wall free-kick against Aberdeen: Same game, drive from midfield and ping from edge of box (he picked the ball up just inside the halfway line, beating Hayes (#11 trudging about at the bottom of the gif) before driving to the position below) : Such a shame the game is one of my least favourite Ross County memories, and one of Jamie Reckord's worst performances ever (and maybe the worst left-back performance I've seen at this level - Shay Logan showed up Reckord's failings repeatedly and scored a double, so that's 10 man Aberdeen's rightback repeatedly monstering our leftback and scoring twice from inside our six yard box). Full highlights for the sadists who can handle all the Aberdeen goals, and the Schalk penalty shout, (or just want to see the full buildup and replays of the goals): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6M4ECkEr0Q

Jobby Sleeves Thank you.

Thomoperegrinefalcon

No it wasn't, everyone laughed at you for making a c**t of yourself.

The way some posters would be uncharacteristically jolly and friendly with redhead81 was sad as f**k. This is what happens when vl's get let loose on the net.

There was that redhead81 who had all the old timers dripping at the tip when they found out it was a bird. Resident lothario Zen used to follow her about the forum ready to wield some puns at her.

Shag: itzdrk Marry: itzdrk Avoid: itzdrk

Nice kid just a shame about his father. Good lad as I said.

I've sent 4

He's a lying c**t. Same as Davidson is a lying c**t. Same as Carmichael is a lying c**t. They'll brazen anything out. And still folk McSpread their arse wide open and get absolutely rode by them.

That would be incredibly harsh on itzdrk to name itzdrk in this so I am absolutely not going to mention itzdrk's name on this thread and embarrass @itzdrk in that way.

Oh, philpy!