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Probably the best bite Non-Deluded Dee has ever had. Glorious.

Time for the Dundee to rise ahead of the Daintee Saintees and become the footballing powerhouse of Tayside once more. The Saintees purple patch in their history is now over. It will be a joy to see them regress. As for the Tangerines - well they don't even come into the Premier league equation. There is a bigger rivalry between the Romanians and Poles in the Asda reduced products aisle than with United at the moment and that's because they are an irrelevance. The only thing they will give this season is weeks of comedy. What a time to be a Dundee fan. We are top dogs once more, having recovered from our financial woes. The Arabs and Saints who gloated so loudly now lie with Derry swords driven in their rodent b*****d carcuses. A young, up and coming manager at the helm who the fans can relate to. A right back who bleeds dark blue and is Derry to the core with another home grown talent who will shine next season. Not to mention, one less trip to the Highlands which is always a positive. It's a pity the Hamilton c***s will still be plying their trade in the same division but i suppose we can't grumble with a free 9 points. The big dimwitted Canning is good for a laugh as well. Oh and Granny Danger you're a fat kebab inhaling f**k (he still peers in). Bring on the fucking new season. I'm fucking choking for it ya c***s. Thank you.

his wee goodbye message on twitter made me all emosh. words cant describe how many emotions he'd put you through in the course of a game. One minute you'd be wanting the wee daft c**t away to f**k and the next he'll have pinged in a 30 yarder and you love him again. His wee Huffs, going down easily, daft interviews, sitters missed, that penalty then onto his goals against hearts and rangers, goals against Dundee utd, winning the league, winning the cup and chucking a wrestler about only days before our biggest game of the season. we've never had a player like him and probably wont again. a radge, a talented radge.

Breaking Sumptuous Saturday #FakeNews !!!

The odd wee fuxkwit VL decides in a moment of madness to kill some people in a misjudged sense of religious obedience and the right wing piss their collective pants in a wave of "kick them out". A right wing culture of backhanders, cronyism and disregard for others leads directly to the loss of life and the silence is deafening. Hopefully a tragic incident like this can make people realise we need to all take a bit more care of each other to get along in this world and that there's more to life than chasing cash.

I cant do that but here is an alternative;

Just a thought, go the other way? Be overly nice to this wee fud. Buy him sweeties and that, start wearing a long overcoat as well. Ask if he wants to see a puppy. He'll soon report back to his maw and be telt to give you a wide berth. It's high risk high reward.

Hartley couldn't win f**k all. That's why he was binned. Thank you.

I was heading to the doctors and saw an old friend coming out looking very down. "Whats wrong? Is everything ok?" I asked. "The Doctor has told me that I have 'The big C'" He replied. "Cancer?!?!"

That's fab.....trying to justify to myself that cracking open a cold can at 8am isn't full on jakeball behaviour

They are a detestable government. Folk asking for justice, they won't get it. Guaranteed to get a "Judge led Public Enquiry" where lessons will be learned resulting in a legion of minimum wage kids on zero hours contracts fitting sprinklers before getting told to bugger off back to their hovels. Meanwhile the bloody coward of a Prime Minister hides in session with a bunch of bigoted homophobes before sacrificing a goat, so Her Majesty The Queen can tell us about the next round of strong and stable austerity cuts whilst wearing the world's most expensive hat. Anyone who puts X on a ballot paper beside a Tory should take a right good look at themselves. Never mind, we can spend our money on WMDs so we can turn millions of random strangers into Pompeii exhibits, rather than give people decent homes where they can live without the danger of being reduced to a pile of fag ash.

Excellent reading. Top work fellow Dees.

This would be an articulate variation of what people were saying yesterday. (This is not at the protest)

This, the initial fee was trebled on May within 12 months. If O'Halloran leaves Rangers we should earn multiples of the initial fee aswell. One good season down south could see Lindsay being a £5-6m player next summer. A 30% sell on fee from £6m is £1.8m, so the whole deal for Lindsay would be £2.1m. Say there's a £200k fee for him earning a cap, that's £2.3m. Yet folk would still rather see £1m initial payment with no clauses..

Hayes has been unbelievable for AFC. He is now set up financially for keeps and I can't grudge him any of it. Great player for us and seems a decent fella. Classic pecking order transfer job. Jack on the other hand is a little c**t and I hope he had constant diahorrea for the next three years. Anyhow, Derek has a wee bit of cash to play with now. Cormack sounds positive although his interview was short in detail and big on patter., It's not as bad as it was a week ago lads and lasses eh?

Should be a nice development fee for Hearts too after he came through the ranks at Tynecastle. Oh wait, no there won't.

11 weeks old

The fat greasey jambun looked like he lived in a bin as well. Not the sort of image this fine club would want to portray. IMO.

Here's some short highlights.

Declan McBoatface.

You're an idiot

Give it a rest fs. Shepherd is fucking hopeless. Not even close to being good enough for this level. Waste of a wage.

Yardbirds - Heart Full Of Soul

Shadwell is dead on about Harris. An absolutely awful, lazy signing which shows little ambition. Proven mediocrity.

Aird could have played like Ronaldo......still don't want him at my club.

If correct then an excellent signing. Was a handful when at raith and the kind of player we should be looking to sign. Falkirk don't make me angry at all. Frustrated yes as we're not that far away from having a decent side if 3 or 4 players of quality are added. I hardly think I'm asking too much though looking for a bit better quality in the door than Alex Harris.

Pray for RG's Mrs.

Was the reply f**k off you tedious c**t?

A "competent and experienced" contractor should have pointed out the inadequacy of the proposed cladding. Whether he should have then installed what was proposed would be between his conscience and his bank balance, unfortunately.

I wouldn't bother if I were you...All that effort to find it and then finding out that nobody gives a f**k

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Never thought I'd see the day where the biggest heads gone from Rangers trying to buy a Hearts player on the cheap would come from a Hibee, ffs bambino

I still think there's a case to answer. Yes, they may have done the minimum of what the law required, but in doing so they put people in danger and have ultimately cost lives. The speed limit on the motorway is 70 mph, but if I end up ploughing into the back of someone at 70mph in heavy fog, I can't use sticking to the limit as an excuse. I was going too fast for the conditions despite keeping within the regulations. I think the same is true here and that sticking with the regulations is not good enough - the cladding used, although permissible, was not appropriate for a building of that size. Someone really ought to have identified that. If the building was 3 or 4 stories high, fair enough as it's easy enough to get out if you need to, but 20+? Not a chance. To me, this seems a bit like the Titanic and the lifeboats - legal, but not appropriate and I don't think it is good enough as a defence. They have breached their duty of care and have not acted properly in making the choice that they did.

Rory Gallacher - Out On The Western Plain

Scougall should be completed today or tomorrow and registered for Monday's Euro deadline. No a bad first signing tbf

The Doors - People are Strange

Kyliie Minogue, Clive James, Nicole Kidman, Crocodile Dundee, George Lazenby, Germaine Greer, Skippy the bush Kangaroo, can you hear me Skippy? What's that Skip? Your boys took a hell of a beating

Just work the wife up laughing at the new entries. "Not that fucking Taxidermy thread again"

Just give him it tight for not having a dad every time you see him. That'll teach him.

Was it this yin?

Frankie Miller - A Fool In Love

Their anthem-singer: Our anthem-singer:

Well, i feel this page deserves a revival based on the groups posts today. Here is some gold i've found so far Taxidermy done well Taxidermy done poorly

I think you mean "Fit?"