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You couldn't have got a more appropriate pair.

The guts of Pacman? Have a word with yourself you fucking madman.

I couldn't find that one. Instead, here's the backtracking that followed your original post...

Fair enough comment on Davo / the players trotting out the same lines but the comment re: Matthew Elder is uncalled for. Even the most eloquent journo in the world would have worn out a thesaurus, this season, trying to come up with new ways to make our dross football sound interesting. Given the crap fest he has to watch (like all of us) I think he does a pretty sterling job of reporting on it, plus keeping up with all the weird and woeful things that have happened this season.

Peterheid?

The wonderful thing is that more alcohol even cures the hangover . It truly is a wonder drug.

Zen Archer - thread killer

Bomber never got sacked. He quit and acknowledged he couldn't get us promoted. Let's not compare Hartley to Bomber. As bad as it has been under Hartley recently - And it's been really, really bad - he's probably our best manager since at least the millennium. It's all went dreadfully wrong and he deserves the bullet but let's not rewrite history, he's not been an unmitigated disaster until this season.

Bobby! Ice Cream!

You've got to feel for the board here. They've invested so much of their plans in Hartley. Petty stuff but even down to the smallest, pettiest of things, Hartley designed the dressing rooms, he's had major input into every single thing the board has done and ventured with. Be it our youth system - all developed in the main by Hartley, our coaches, our development practices. They want to get rid of the reputation we have of a trigger happy club, but now is the time to do it. Hartley done well for us and I thank him for his spell in charge. But it's time to put the bullet in the old dog.

I'm holding DTID personally responsible for our plight.

When cretins refer to Coca-Cola as 'full fat Coke'.

Some folk really love their dog.

StandFree started off as a decent poster IMO but before he got banned he was just coming across as a tragic p***k. Starting arguments with the least intelligent posters and viewing getting one over on them as some kind of victory. The highlight being when he was going egging some Celtic fan to 'take him on'. Absolutely cringe worthy and the place is much more enjoyable without him ruining threads.

My 4 year old is starting to tell porkies and thinking he is the smart fella! There was a chocolate easter rabbit in the fridge and I noticed the ears were bitten off it and covered back with foil. Asked him what happened to it and he said our next door neighbour Gerry did it. This Old man who has never been in our house before walked in, ate some chocolate from our fridge and left. I said come on then let's go and see Gerry about it and the scamp was walking up to his door to knock! Some neck.

I bet that happens to you a lot.

The most important part was that he had an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.

@sjc

I remember finding out Supras was searching his own name on here to find posts he was mentioned in so he could argue. I then had fun writing Supras is a c**t at the bottom of all my posts and editing the colouring to white so you wouldn't see it. Wisbit was an attention seeking judgemental c**t.

'Rodgers is looking up to the way Tommy burns' I think I've read that right...

A Spanish bar. In Spain. Whatever next.

That's a tremendously passive aggressive apology You should tell him to fucking ram it.

Wunfellaff is an utterly vile human being. Hopefully the scumbag doesn't get let back. A horrible, disgusting bigot. Not frightening, just a nasty piece of work.

£1300 at 100/30 on SkyBet

Out of interest, what do you want them to say? They need to say something to the press.

He calls them "they". No football fan calls their team "they". He's thrown it out there to try and make himself seem like he's on the ball. It's bullshit. It's all bullshit.

Could it be Maz? Also could just be a funny shaped rock. If that's the case I'm sure they've made that intentionally Maybe more likely to be a Yoda force ghost if he appears on screen? I've got a feeling Yoda will appear and speak to Luke like he did with Obi Wan in Empire. Predictions for TLJ : Luke to bail out after training Rey due to PTSD and appear at the end of the film, totally unhinged, go postal with the force lightening, fry a few mother fuckers and absolutely destroy Kylo Ren, brutally chopping bits off him with his lightsaber then finishing him with a force crush to the cranium. Third film will be : Luke to go on a mad assault for Snoke, Rey to try to sort him out and after watching him torture Snoke to death, then realising she will have to take him on in an all epic 'Jedi ending' battle. Rey kills him but dies Padme style when it's revealed she was Leia's secret daughter to Palpatine. Finn and Poe start a brothel on Tatooine and live happily ever after. Darth Jar Jar to feature as emperor in the third trilogy.

I can't wait until my daughter is old enough to want a lie in on a Saturday and I can stomp about hoovering and banging doors at 6am. Payback!

No way to talk about her, I'm sure she'd prefer to be referred to as the chubber than the beast.

North Korea's "show of strength" might have been better if it wasn't entirely made up of 1960's USSR technology. Hopefully N Korea back down cause Trump won't.

I'd report the post but I've just started playing The Witcher and I'm not in the mood for being savagely killed just yet.

The Shadows - Wonderful Land

I thought Hippolyte's goal in the first home game against Dunfermline might have been worthy of inclusion. Seem to remember it being a neat, one-touch move up the park and a curled effort from the edge of the box. The shortlist is a little heavy on free-kicks IMO. Craigen against Morton gets my vote.

My wee one is 10 days old and I'd give it a 4/10 at the moment in terms of toughness. She's been really good the only time I find it hard is when she cries and you don't really know what it's for. Amazing though.

Le chat ne pining pas. Il est passé! Ce chat n'est plus! Il a cessé d'être! Il a expiré et a rencontré son créateur! Il est raide! Sans vie, il repose en paix! S'il n'était pas attaché à ma voiture, il pousserait les marguerites! Ses processus métaboliques sont maintenant l'histoire! Il sort de la brindille! Il a donné un coup de pied au seau, il a été amené dans sa bobine mortelle, a couru le rideau et a rejoint le chœur de sang invisible! C'EST UN EX-CHAT!

Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your mother Baby Standing In The Shadows

Even Peter has his limits.

Didn't it spill on the floor?

The Farm - All Together Now

Donating a few £'s to a blogger who is prepared to stand up and tell the truth about the sham concocted by Sevco and the SFA is more than fair...I don't see a problem here. Sevconians have been giving their cash to a new club who have been spouting the lies and pretence of being the same club that died 5 years ago....yet this seems to be ok in your book but mock anyone who tries to say anything which may deem to harm or undermine the peepal and their way of life...even if what these bloggers say just happens to be true.

You young lads have no idea what a frightening poster is

Insightful stuff from Bennett as usual.

I think enough is enough on the 8mile slagging tbh. Granted he is an utterly despicable human being who is so enraged by certain forum users that he resorts to attempting to get them sacked. It's also true that he secretly photographs children and fabricates stories of howking faeces from his own anus to gain approval of anonymous alcoholics on an Internet forum. I'll bet in real life he's just a sad lonely p***k. I'm calling a truce.

He needs to start deleting a couple of thousand calories a day.

Shame 8Mile hasn't gone to the lengths of deleting his account to distance himself from his terrible posts but one step at a time I suppose.

Black Pudding and Egg roll is sublime.

The Fast and Furious films are vacuous shite.

So you made up a story because someone was winding you up on the internet? What else would you resort to? Emailing an employer for example?

Great. Here comes 8mile with his vomit inducing trying to be everyone's pal routine.