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It's actually getting funny now. It's the equivalent of a guy who's been caught baws-deep in his secretary trying to convince himself he's not going to get taken to the cleaners in the divorce settlement. In the interim, he's been telling all and sundry that his soon to be ex was a fat cow that had it coming, all the while thinking she'll go easy on him in court, 'cos she secretly wants him back so much. Post-divorce, he's also looking forward to reconnecting with all his old pals in bachelor heaven 2.0, but doesn't know they all moved on years ago and actually think he's a bit of a dick.

We can rule our your mum because it's not a Google search for the worlds biggest dildo.

This is why I'm genuinely stunned by SLab's strategy over the last 3-4 years. They've been on a continual downward trend almost since the 2011 Elections. They must surely realise that their only chance of being relevant again is to try to form themselves into something less than shambolic while the dust settles in a post-Indy landscape. They are of course suffering for the total disdain they've shown Holyrood since it's inception, sending all their political "talent" to Westminster has left the Scottish branch stuffed full of joke politicians who'd be out of their depth as Councillors. It doesn't help of course that they've had a succession of utter fuckwits leading them. Ian Gray, Johann Lamont, Jim Murphy and Kez. I mean, fucking hell, that's a who's who of absolute failure. I can only assume that Dugdale's continued slavish devotion to helping the Tories oppose the SNP in the 2014 IndyRef and the next one is a desperate attempt for her to follow that bra-making harridan into the House of Lords. There's not a cat in hell's chance she'll get on Labour's old gravy train to Westminster otherwise. Rolling out Gordon Brown again with the same uninventive pish as last time won't wash. IMO the SNP/Greens have to shout loud and from the rooftops when Labour vote with the Tories against Section 30 next week. This should ensure they get a quite tremendous shoeing in the Council elections, which will be delicious.

It's fucking shite.

The unreleased verse of Travis' song Why Does it Always Rain on Me?

Immigration is a net benefit to the Scottish economy.

How many iron crosses did he get?

A mere comma could have saved his life.

Stuck this on with 15 to go

I should point out that the above is not me.

I genuinely think it's marginal. The only folk who believed him were folk who wanted to; people who were looking to vote a particular way and we're looking for justification. If he hadn't intervened the vast majority would still have found some other excuse/reason to vote NO.

A story in four parts

TBF, I'd have done the same to your décor.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

Wee fucker!

He's trying to get a close up of his sister-in-laws pants whilst she's not looking.

It's a bit odd for people who profess to be uncomfortable with nationalism to prefer the jingoistic, Brexiting UK state. The UK is, as demonstrated by the last two referenda, more nationalistic than Scotland and, for my money, in a far more exclusivist, xenophobic way.

Id agree on Rankin. He started well but shoehorning him, Jacobs and Thomson into the team isnt working anymore and he, currently, is the weakest of the three. Id start Hilson up front though. I think we need some pace and movement up top, someone to run the channels and give us a different out-ball. We're too easy to play against right now, defences can push up and squeeze the game knowing theyre not going to get beaten by a ball over the top. Hilsons pace would let us stretch the game a bit and hopefully create a bit more space in the midfield too

Mouse wheel.

He's an enigma, inspiring regular face palms but occasionally delivering 24-carat nuggets of quality, eg his second goal of last Saturday and today's peach. He's certainly been far more effective in the second half of the season, and full-time football could take that further.

6 points between now and the end if the season should be enough to keep us safe. Surely we can manage that? I'm really starting to worry we won't. My main concern is that we have the best strike partnership in the league yet they never play together. I said it when he signed and was shot down, but Rankin should be on the bench with Jacobs and Thomson the starting 2 in the middle, with wide players 2 from Thomas, Carmichael and Hilson.

Thanks both. Really appreciated. Have had an LG G5 that's been on its last legs since October (my own carelessness), but packed it in last night. Was waiting for it to do so before ordering something. Anyhow, have ordered the Maya Max and looking forward to getting it. Stuck in my contract for a bit, but assuming all goes well, it will be SIM only going forward.

OK, bit gutted we finished 4th, but you have to admit, Wales and England losing was funny. So, so funny. Wales with the 20 mins injury time loss - funny. England's date with destiny and grand slam, so, so funny. I laughed.

Cream - Sitting On Top Of The World

Tremendous for us today. Played a big part in the win.

Unlucky [emoji38] my view today

Pretty sure they were actually Chelsea fans mate

I'd say the French out-Welshed the Welsh.

Ryan Stevenson is awful!

Baba O'Riley for me today. Not the worst by far.

What utter bollocks. I did not vote Yes last time but recognise that there is clearly a material change in circumstances with the Brexit vote - you'd have to be a staunch unionist or have your head in the sand to say otherwise.

I have zero fear of this game. We should comfortably beat them today with a bonus point victory. If it was an away fixture I'd be slightly concerned but at home we're a much stronger performing team.

David Bowie - Trying To Get To Heaven

Even worse are the utter c***s who take the dog on a lead whilst cycling meaning it's to run at full pelt non-stop. Always want to go and shove them off the bike to give the dog a break.

The Jam - David Watts

It speaks volumes about the strength of our squad this season that we've got a 20+ striker and some think a defender or midfielder is our player of the year. Andy Graham is my own player of the year.

Agree totally. Must be someone somewhere in slab that can see this though. I know they are down to bare bones in terms of member n activists but there must be at least one person who can see that cosying up with the tories is suicidal. It's blindingly obvious to everyone else.

The Lion King is the best Disney film ever made, by a considerable distance B)

New.....Day cocks!

They can say that if they want. They can also say that, "Scotland elected Nicola Sturgeon as First Minister". These are not my rules, they are yours. What about if we both admit that it's tedious as f**k to trawl posts looking for stray apostrophes, spelling errors and technical errors in linguistic representations of events? I'm game.

As somebody who has been on both sides of this debate, I can safely state that I have heard/read very few 'Yes' supporters promising that independence would be all milk and honey - or words to that effect. The number of 'No' voters I have heard or read claiming that nationalists are falsely promising that independence will be all milk and honey, however, is a very different story.

^^Definitely voted yes imo

Merkel should have worn one of these "I'm with stupid" t shirts. Would have skooshed any future election.

My kid is two and a half and can draw a (shitty) face with eyes, nose and ears. What we are dealing with here is a disgrace.

I'd wager it's some sort of walking clock

May could quite clearly agree to do so: she could have came out yesterday to the media and said "Scotland has a right to hold a referendum on date x; the Tories will of course be campaigning for a No vote". There's absolutely nothing to prevent May from doing so. The reason why May doesn't want to fight a referendum on the SNP's timetable is because her Brexit negotiations will be in a state of utter shambles at that point, so she would rather shunt whatever God-awful deal she gets through an utterly craven Westminster Parliament, before then telling Scots to sit down and eat their cereal. Which is why she has spent the entire time floundering, ever since the Scottish FM magnificently sunk May's plan to invoke Article 50 at the start of this week. The only thing that Sturgeon could have possibly known in the above situation is that May is a complete moron with no political nous in a high-stakes situation. Playing that advantage is exactly what the Scottish people should demand from their highest political representative.

Should have been a 1 iron, even God couldn't hit a 1 iron. copyright. Lee Trevino.

Shocking. Positively shocking.