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When people refer to Ibrox as Castle Greyskull. Castle Greyskull was where the good guys lived. Snake Mountain is where the bad guys lived. Sevco (and the dead club before them) are not and never were the good guys. Therefore it is quite erroneous to call it Castle Greyskull. It's Snake Mountain. Where this started from and why the error was not immediately corrected is an infuriating mystery. That folk persist with it is unforgivable.

Bellew scores a historic victory over Winston fae still game

This reads like one of the wrestling PPV threads. I'm sticking some cash on Haye to take Bellew out with a tombstone in Round 12.

No. Approximately 20 posters decided to form a Committee to decide on the content of that post. After extensive deliberation, it was decided to play on the fact that you've developed a reputation as a bad of a sad-act piss-artist, and therefore compare the situation Shades found himself in to that god-awful scenario where a pish-stained tramp decides to engage in conversation, when really all you want is to get your pizza and f**k off home. The final vote was 18-2 in favour IIRC.

Is that 8mile a Thai boxing expert now aye? What a fat stranger to the truth he is.

Reports that Randomguy has been sighted in the Bush Bar reading 50 Shades of Grey whilst sipping a lemonade with a tad of Tennents. Gearing up for his Sunday Songs of Praise wankathon with Radford. Fucking p***k. Thank you.

Horrendous piece of "journalism." For a country that apparently dosen't care about Scottish football, they're utterly fixated with it at times. You know the Croatian top flight, where European cannon fodder Dinamo Zagreb are going for their 12th (TWELTH) title in a row? Why don't you speak about that? How about talk to fans of Rijeka (famously bodied out of Europe by Aberdeen might I add) how they feel about it? No, he goes to Glasgow and speaks to some dinosaurs and a fucking cab driver and tries to pass it off as imvesrigative journalism. Get him in the sea.

SNAKE MOUNTAIN! IT'S FUCKING SNAKE MOUNTAIN! CASTLE GREYSKULL WAS WHERE THE GOOD GUYS LIVED, AND SEVCO ARE NOT THE GOOD GUYS! RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Retaliating to someone calling you fat by declaring that they are in fact the fat one is you need specsavers also Jeff levels of patter.

Lovin Spoonful - Nashville Cats

Squeeze - Cool For Cats

I'm not sure if people are wilfully ignoring that reigniting the debate over deserving and undeserving poor allows the government to reclassify who is "undeserving" and cut them off immediately and cut off the rest with bureaucratic hurdles. Just because these decisions are done with the stroke of a pen and through obstruction at the ground level doesn't mean the government doesn't have blood on its hands.

I fucking hate this union

Waking up about a minute before your alarm goes off. You assume you've got plenty of time just to put your head back down and go back to sleep then the fucking thing goes off.

Maisie was at sick kids yesterday and her hip has improved and may not need a cast,not that it is bothering her of course.

Amboy Dukes - Journey To The Centre Of The Mind

Opened this thread at about the halfway point just after I'd put on a movie, needless to say I've not watched a second Grims PM's The Dots being removed and brought back The email from the lawyers threatening Div StandFree, Tedi and Grim being permanently banned Just superb entertainment, I don't care how much of my time I end up wasting on my phone staring at this site it's all 100 percent worth it. Absolutely brilliant.

Someone on Twitter noticed the article doesn't even feature in the Scottish edition of the paper, only the English one. Fucking shitebag, say it to our face you coward!!

The Kinks - I Go To Sleep

You're not seriously telling me that these 'takeover' ads work? All Hyundai have done with their constant spamming is fucking guarantee that I will never buy one.

Robin Williamson - No Sleep Blues

The Waterboys : Fisherman's Blues

How did I ever get promoted?! I think I've finished bottom every week since coming back down.

I'm not talking about who owns the stand as we all know Sandy Alexander paid for it and we rent it. I'm talking about where the finances came for its new refit for the bar etc. From the herald: Mr Henderson said the initiative involved joint working with the football club and Falkirk Foundation with the majority of the cash coming from the land tax credit schemes. He said: “This allows companies to reduce tax liabilities by investing in community facilities and we will be using this structure to bring about the development of the first floor.” Some sort of tax relief scheme. Has hee haw to do with the council.

Supremes - Stop In The Name Of Love

I have to say that I don't know the financial ins and outs of the stadium deal but if we're £400000 a year extra for the stadium then surely that's unsubstainable for a club our size? just 2 or 3 seasons of a slump, no cup run and crowds down to 2000 mark and we'd be bankrupt or close to it. is anyone at the club trying to do anything about the stadium deal as it seems seriously unfair to us? when the south stand got built, considering the amount of free publicity we should get a huge discount not just time to pay back the cost (might be my memory but was it not implied in the press at the time that the south stand was getting built for us at no cost to the club as the guy was a huge fan?)

It's a total mismatch. They should not be fighting as they should be 2 divisions apart in terms of weight. No bellew is not a great boxer. He is quite limited and because of his size will find himself flat on his back out early. This is a fight which has caught the public attention because the two of them are big mouths with too much to say. Both are Media whores that act like WWF wrestlers and are more interested in fame than proving themselves to be the best. This fight is terrible for boxing as the hype means people like you, who aren't boxing fans, think that the hype exists because it is the equivalent of an el Classico champions league final and generating attention as it is the pinnacle of quality boxing. It isn't- it the equivalent of an old firm league cup final- 2 bald me fighting over a comb- only gaining any interest because of the hype and dislike. The standard will be appalling. If you want to see good boxing then Keith Thurman is fighting Danny Garcia in America in the early hours of the night- 2 young, unbeaten boxers at their peak who are pretty evenly matched and the best in their division. But nobody is taking about it because of this utter joke on Sky.

I would say you have that the wrong way around tbh.

Theresa's certainly changed my opinion anyway. Reckon we need to get the Tories in to get the world class public services that they always deliver. #no2sepref2 #weeburneyoot

Top button done up as well. The only time the top button of a shirt should be buttoned is if you're wearing a tie.

After surely?

Or just wait until the weekends games are out of the way first, rather than getting yourself excited at starting the thread like a proper super fan.

The most puzzling thing out of all this in my opinion. Why does a right wing, Chinese delivery driver from the states, spend so much of his life on a Scottish football forum?

Twelve Angry Men - brilliant.

A throughly well researched article. Archie MacPherson and Gordon Smith Two bigger self-loathing, imbecilic **** you would struggle to find and a thick Glasgow cabbie Armageddon part II.

The f**k is that all about? Those shoes just left discarded like that?! Get them paired up and left neatly.

Hoisted upon one's own petard.

This is the view I want to have when driving into Dundee: Thank you.

It's simply lies. It's repeated too often and widely to only ever be misunderstanding. At the turn of the year 9 of 12 Premiership clubs crowds were actually up on last season, admittedly a couple only modestly; and only 3 were down with 1 of those modestly. Divisional average is no different that it was in the seasons between the recession and Rangers going bust. Truth would be "Attendances in Lanarkshire have fallen 12%". Dubious of this least competitive league since Hungary in 1932 claim, too. EDIT: So having read the full article... the people on the ground they went to for quotes were Archie McPherson and Gordon Smith . Justification for the big claim of collapsing crowds is given by the fact that the journalist went to Hamilton v Aberdeen on Tuesday, and found the stadium half-full; plus he's looked-up the averages for Hamilton, Aberdeen and Motherwell and discovered they are all down... Conveniently the only 3 clubs that are down - and even then Aberdeen's only by a sliver. Coincidence and very bad luck on the part of the writer - or deliberate and selective deception, either by him or whoever informed him? He then goes on to consult Richard Wilson - "an expert on Scottish football viewing figures"! - then uses the claim that TV figures for Celtic games are down 1/3 to 1/2 to prop the argument. Shoddy piece of so-called quality journalism. We can all look up 2 or 3 clubs - a pair of them having bad seasons battling relegation - find their crowds are down and claim it's a widespread trend. We would all be misleading people in doing so. EDIT AGAIN: Of course the whole thing is also predicated on the assumption that a 1-horse race is terrible and makes everything bad. Fact that most non-OF fans don't care between that and a 2-horse race doesn't really get a look-in.

Thatcher was absolute fucking vermin. I hope the end was long, drawn out and very painful.

Right, cuntos; let's get our fucking thinking hats on here, aye. What would you like to see at a new Dens? It's been mentioned a few pages back, but the new site is considerably bigger than the existing one. For those that aren't familiar with the piece of land in question, here's what we're talking about: Right next to the ice rink. This bothered me at first, but the more I think about it, the area isn't any better or worse than where Dens is currently located IMO. I'm trying to think if plus points and all I can come up with is that the proposed location might good for prancing popstars like Tom Hateley and Danny Williams (who will probably still be under contract) — they can swoosh around on the ice while everyone else is warming up. Let's look at how the areas compare in terms of size: As Eddie Annand always said, 'Bigger is always Better, aye.' The Kingsway will make it easier to get in and out, but there's a lack of good pubs in the area, sadly. Actually, there's my first request; a new clubbie. Lets put that as far away from the main road as possible to stop the regulars picking fights with moving traffic. Safety first. The next thing to add would be a giant statue of Bobby Cox giving the Lochee Fleet sign in the direction of Tannadice. Get it right fucking up you, United. This should be placed close to the Kingsway, so everyone entering and leaving the city is either saluted or Telt. Third, the stadium itself. As @Lichtie78 mentioned on the previous page, four SuperDerrys should be built to form the new ground. I'd go as far as to recess it into the ground and create old-style concrete terracing, complete with steel railings and wooden benches — none of this plastic seat shite. Fourth, we should put the away fans closest to the road for two important reasons. One; the noise and pollution from the road. Let those c***s soak it up while our new South facing MegaDerry gets the sun. Most importantly, though, I propose we form a 21st century garden maze that must be completed before traveling away fans are allowed entry. This should be of moderate difficulty and a challenge. We could also combine this with @jamamafegan's idea to reintroduce native species back into Scotland. Wolves, bears and lynx might be reserved for visiting OF fans. Various pubs and strip bars can then be slotted into the remaining spaces. This is roughly what I think it should look like: Thank you.