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  1. Rioting over Iceberg Lettuce!!?? What's that all about? People blaming Brexit? Nothing to do with me, I voted Romaine...
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  2. Stop quoting those fucking feet.
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  3. It's a long walk to Mordor, Philpwise Peadofriend
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  4. Most mental I've ever went at a game in my life was when Arbroath equalised a few years ago Any excuse to post this
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  5. Wheesht you, or I'll phone your boss.
    4 points
  6. There's a woman in my work who has recently started wearing a bandana to work. My colleague walks up to her and asks in a jovial manner "When did you join the convent?" Turns out she has stage 2 cancer.
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  7. I can't believe he painted his toenails then ripped his toenails off when somebody on Pie and Bovril took the piss. The yellow trousers were bad enough.
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  8. https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/keith-young I have set up a Justgiving page to help Stevie's family
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  9. I, for one, always had faith in us winning.
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  10. I usually have a wank in the toilets pre match just to get the blood flowing
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  11. Though it doesn't exactly stand out amongst the rest, Dancing Shadow in the 2.05 at Musselburgh has to be fancied. This is the trainers only entry and is bringing the horse all the way from Devon - Never been tested over this sort of distance but the trainer cant be bringing it up to test it out surely. Positive jockey booking too - 13/2.
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  12. A reason why I have contributed nothing into this thread. It's beyond sensibility to argue the obvious. I really have no interest in debating Trump with people who have bought into his bullshit hook line and sinker. The only comment I'd make is there are similarities to Trump being in power to Duterte in The Philippines. Someone with little countrywide political knowledge and zero knowledge of foreign policy, although at least he has been a mayor of a provincial city before. He came into power from being a rank outsider, on a wave of euphoria, and simplistic policies which he implemented immediately on gaining power (Trump?) It is getting close to one year in the role, he has pissed off most of the countries major foreign investors thus stagnating industry while trying to negotiate the 'best deal for his country' becoming a laughing stock along the way. His homegrown polices really haven't yielded any benefit and he has now an accusation (with supposed evidence) from amnesty international claiming crimes against humanity and could face an ICC investigation which could plunge the country into turmoil. Politicians are generally abhorrent people, but really, people in senior jobs, really have to have an idea of what their doing and Trump doesn't. This is already breeding 'alternative truths', slanted views and fictitious enemies. He is out his depth.
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  13. It doesn't seem to be GDP,Denmark's is double that of Yorkshire. ETA from Study in Yorkshire website. Yorkshire’s economy mirrors its size and diversity: with finance, legal, manufacturing, medical, digital, retail, food, agriculture and nuclear all strong sectors contributing to a healthy economy. On top of this tourism in Yorkshire is worth over £7 billion which is more than the total tourism expenditure of many other countries such as Ireland or Denmark. So more tourists than Ireland or Denmark.
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  14. Bad news - he's leaving his Scotland job. Good news - he's going to be Rennie's assistant at Glasgow.
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  16. Amateur mistake, as men secrete a hormone and other chemicals upon ejaculation that makes them more sleepy. I'm not making this up.
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  17. Can people stop posting photos of their toes/feet on here please.
    2 points
  18. I thought I had £10 left on my account but logging in yesterday I saw that my balance was empty. A quick look at open bets and apparently I put £10 on Scotland to win the six nations at 25/1 on the day of the Glasgow vs Leicester game. I'd had a fair amount of beer and must have got slightly carried away...or have incredible powers of insight. Hopefully the latter.
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  19. Is that an easy throw shite in a bag?
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  20. What kind of fruit eating routine do you have? As soon as you get home from the shops the bags are thrown all over the shop as you devour the kiwis and oranges on the spot?
    2 points
  21. You've managed one win against us in your last 5 attempts. This is how you got on last time.
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  22. Harsh on both u20 which have had a huge turnover in personnel n ladies who in prev years have been utter cannon fodder. Mental strength wasn't an issue in that and it won't be at murrayfield....fair refereeing might be....but there was bugger all wrong with scottish mentality when Glasgow with an all scottish side stuck 43 on Leicester away from home, when Glasgow won pro 12 cpl yrs back, when scottish u20 horsed England u20s 4 converted tries to nil last year, when u20s beat Australia in u20 rwc last season...what we need is a positive fan base n refs who don't screw us over before game even starts. That's before we mention Glasgow beasting bath at home n embra beasting harlequins home n away.
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  23. I'll never eat Monster Munch again.
    2 points
  24. I like the fact you've just embraced your position as forum jester and ran with it. You're like a mixture of Alan Partridge and a character from The League Of Gentleman.
    2 points
  25. I like Coleen Nolan. She's like a pished auntie at a party who reeks of gin and will tap you a fag.
    2 points
  26. May's vile. Her tenure as Home Sec confirms that.
    2 points
  27. Which explains both rugby league and the partition of Ireland
    2 points
  28. Oh fuck, we've got a game on Tuesday night.
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  30. A decent denture fixative will see you right.
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  31. Hope you sleep well in your home counties scheme sheem estate.
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  32. One of my mates down south is a Chester fan and brought this to my attention. Apparently a Morrisons down there used to be frequented by a cat that hung around the entrance, sat on trolleys etc. It died. Now the owner is trying to get the public to stump up 5 grand to 'immortalise' their pet in statue form outside their local supermarket: Brutus "The Morrisons Cat" 1 February at 16:08 · I'm trying to raise money for a statue of Brutus at Morrisons in his memory but for some reason I don't think Facebook actually sends posts with links in to all his followers' news feeds, therefore his Just Giving page isn't really getting out there as much as it could. Here is the link below but I've put a space in it. Just copy it if you can into your browser and remove the space before 'com'. Thanks so much www.justgiving. com/crowdfunding/Brutus Or PayPal email address:... See more Ridiculous enough, but the cause was supposedly taken up by certain Chester fans who suggested trying to organise a collection before their next home game in honour of a dead cat: http://devachat.freeforums.net/thread/58/bucket-collection-applause-update Thank you to all who contributed to the discussion on the other thread devachat.freeforums.net/thread/37/rip-sir-ken-morrison As mentioned we have sourced buckets and now someone has said they can sort out laminated pictures of Brutus and Ken for them. All donations will go to the crowdfunder that has raised over £2300 so far.A few have said they will be doing the applause on the 85 minute so thank you - and I hope many of you join in.Does anyone have contacts in the local papers who can help raise the profile of this? In case you're wondering the Ken whose memory they also apparently want to honour is Sir Ken Morrison the former chairman of Morrisons who also died recently. He was from Yorkshire and had nothing at all to do with Chester FC. His death seemingly just compounded the tragedy of poor Brutus's passing to the extent some Chester fans feel they need to hold a minute's applause for him. Evidently most Chester fans are ripping the proverbial out of these ideas and the initial suggestion must surely have been a wind up. Some are taking it deadly seriously though so tomorrow may well see some football fans in one corner of the UK collect money for a dead cat and applauding a dead grocer. The crowdfunding effort is sitting at 2,497 quid if anyone wants to donate: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/brutus Weʼre raising £5,000 to have a statue of Brutus the Morrisons Cat made in his memory and placed in Morrisons, Saltney where he can still greet his adoring fans. Brutus has won the hearts of thousands of local Morrisons shoppers as well as his Facebook followers from all over the world (www.facebook.com/brutusthesaltneycat). He's been visiting the store since it was built in 2010 and became a familiar face to those who regularly shopped in Morrisons, Saltney. He delighted children and adults alike with his cheeky 'cattitude', investigating shopping in people's trolleys as they left the store, jumping into cars to investigate, sneaking down the pet food aisle to see what kind of offers were on, and just generally being there daily for everyone to love and fuss. He had a gorgeous fluffy face and strutted around like he owned the place, oh and he loved the camera! In October 2013 he was diagnosed with Polycystic Kidney Disease. It's a condition he would have had since birth and sadly there is no cure. We managed this for 3 years with special food, daily medication and regular checks at Ben Jones vets. In January 2016 he became poorly and ended up in Chester Gates veterinary hospital. Luckily he pulled through that time and won their pet of the month award. His condition remained stable for another year however sadly New Years Eve 2016 was the last time Brutus was to visit Morrisons. He took another bad turn and this time, although he had another visit to Chester Gates he didn't recover and on Monday 16th January 2017 we had to make the extremely heartbreaking decision to put him to sleep. We are devastated, but there are also thousands of devastated fans locally, nationally and internationally! The number of messages I've received have been overwhelming. It makes us happy to know that he brightened so many peoples lives. We thought that a memorial to honour Brutus is only fitting, so that people can still say hello to him and have something to remember him by. Many people have expressed their wish for something to be placed in Morrisons, so this is what we are raising the money for, plus also for local animal charities.
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  34. Emma Willis' troosers! Oooft! [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]
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  35. I just watched Cobra and there's one scene where Sly cuts a slice of pizza in half with scissors and eats it. Almost lost my shit.
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  36. Hey, at least if David Syme's career at the Rovers doesn't work out, he'll make a fortune on the after-dinner circuit with repartee like this.
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  38. The yoons are up to about 10 memes per hour on social media
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  39. For sturgeon to sit down and dicuss a brexit strategy with May would be suicide. It would give the Fleet street press someone to blame who is not an English tory pm when it all goes wrong. It would also be crass hypocrisy, given what the SNP stand for. The SNP have a blow torch at Mays baws. She.knows it. Best keep it lit. The threat of a referendum is all that is needed.
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  40. I just got a digital piano the other day. I played when I was younger but stopped before the end of primary school as I couldn't be arsed practicing. The stuff I learned really helped me when I started playing guitar and bass more recently and I'm really excited to get back into it as it's an incredibly rewarding and relaxing instrument to play. Hope to get a proper piano when I buy a house. If I were you I would learn to read sheet music as it will allow you to play far more interesting pieces. It won't take long to get the basics nailed down. And get a decent stool.
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